(¯'·.¸Jacquelyn™¸.·'¯)

I'm selfish, impatient, and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control, and at times hard to handle, but if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.
~Marilyn Monroe
* I am grateful for the obstacles and challenges that have been thrown at me, even if they've almost cost me my life ~ To me there are no such thing as regrets, but that things just happen for and against your hopes and dreams *
* Don't ever think that you can talk shit about any of my friends and still be cool with me afterward. The friends that I have I would damn near consider family *
* My son Christian is my world, my everything, I would lay down and die at any given time for my son. Being a mom has really opened my eyes to my life and what it's really all about*
*To me honesty is having enough respect for yourself and others that you are willing to sacrifice the consequences of telling the truth *
*"If a man wants you, nothing will keep him away. If he doesn't, nothing will make him stay." - Oprah.
How do you sum me up in a paragraph? Well to throw it out on the table right now, I am the biggest RETARD you will ever know, seriously. I don't care who you are, everyone loves being the center of attention, and I will be the first to admit it. I have the greatest friends in the city...(I won't say the world, cause to be honest, I really don't know...haha) My friends are complete rockstars and show it every chance they get. I choose to keep a few close friends around rather than a bunch of distant ones. I think winter time is down right evil, and I could go the rest of my life without ever seeing a flake of snow again. Every one of my days are staRTED out with slobbery kisses from the most gorgeous little guy I know, followed by fantastic local coffee. I believe I have a really really old soul. I believe that me and my best friend are telepathic. I hate when people are clingy, especially men. I hate when people say that life is short....what the hell? Life is the longest damn thing ever, nothing compares to it! I love antagonizing people, it makes me laugh. I have my moments, but overall, I am not a "serious" person. The only things I am serious about are my shoes and "Nip/Tuck". I am starting to think I might be a little full of myself at times, and it's okay, cause if you can't live life with confidence, then you need to make like a tree and f*&% off! (that was for my Aubrey.....) I look forward to being old and reliving my youth with no bills and no worries. I really believe I am going to be the bossy old lady living in the nursing home flirting with the young cleaning boys. I can't wait to travel the world and see everything, especially Atlantis and Amsterdam. :) I am a mother of the sexiest little three year old in the world, and I already know I will have the greatest remaining life and future, because he is in it. My biggest anticipation is watching and admiring the success of my child.