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Joe Dirt

About Me


You Are 76% Politically Radical
You're political views are just plain weird. A little far left, a little far right, and a whole lot of radical. Are You a Political Radical?
My momma calls me Alex. Most others call me Joe Dirt. I love to laugh, think, think while laughing, and laugh while thinking. I am the overfed long-haired leaping gnome that was sung about a decade before my birth.
Which Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Character Are You?
You are DOUGLAS ADAMS. Surprise, surprise! Not actually a character, but the guy who thought them all up in the first place. You are the original hitchhiker, and for that you should be proud. You like getting smashed, lying in fields, listening to deadlines whoosh by, and getting lost in Paris with Doctor Who directors who are drunk beyond all reason. Also, you might just be a genius.
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

People who are not afraid to think and talk about what we're all doing here in this universe of ours, and why we're here in the first place; People who question everything they are told; People with open minds and a sense of humor; People who realize that their minds are capable of more than simply storing information; People who agreed with Socrates when he said, "The unexamined life is not worth living."

My Blog

ARRRRGH!

    When you're 12 you want to be 16 so you can drive. When you're 16 you want to be 18 so you can buy cigarettes, porn, and tattoos. When you're 18, you want to be 21 so you can drink....
Posted by on Sat, 24 Feb 2007 23:47:00 GMT

It's the Easiest Thing In the World

I'm bored today. The following is a list of made up band names inspired by Coen Brother's films. Feel free to use/distribute/add to/maim/dismember them as you see fit. Raising Arizona: Warthogs From...
Posted by on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 14:12:00 GMT

A Funny Thing Happened to Me Over the Summer

Actually, several funny things happened to me over the summer, but the one occourance I plan to share with you presently goes a little something like this. The front right brake caliper on my car seiz...
Posted by on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 01:41:00 GMT

A Good Weekend

I had a great weekend. Friday night I dressed in my droog costume and went to see The Shining like a good little Stanley Kubrick deciple. It would have been better if it weren't raining to the point a...
Posted by on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 21:36:00 GMT

Step Right Up Step Right Up See the Amazing Freshman Junior

    My freshman year in college was great. I got right into classes related to my major, so I immediately began learning things I was actually interested in. I looked forward to going t...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 18:27:00 GMT

Best Name

It is my sincerest belief that New Orleans jazz musician, Kermit Ruffins has the best name in the universe. Kermit Ruffins. That is all. 
Posted by on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 22:16:00 GMT

Controlled Stupidity

    I hate blogging.     I think it is the most stupid, egotistical, self-serving thing a person can do. I am well aware of the obvious hypocrisy of this statement, but b...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 19:48:00 GMT

On The Blog Again

    Peer pressure is a funny thing. Those around you can force you into doing things you are not overly excited about. These activites lead to you participtating in more and more unplea...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 11:59:00 GMT