Archibald Perkins: BoyWonder

About Me

What is it about this kind of thing that makes you wanna be all intelligent and stuff? I want to sound smart when in reality I don't know if I am. I used to be, but years of customer service and dealing with the general public has retarded my response time. I think I could be, but then I am told all the time that I don't know as much as I do. I guess it all comes with age. How is it possible that I am soo young to so many, yet I feel like I am 65. Seriously, I am finding grey hairs all the time. retro layout @ HOT FreeLayouts.com.. Copied from MySpace.com --

My Interests

music, movies, cookin', gettin' crunk, stickin' it to the man, plannin' weddings I specialize in amateur psychiatry for those who are interested in some free evaluations.

I'd like to meet:

People who don't suck.

Music:

a vast array of music is appreciated...as long as it is not current. I have tried to do it, really, but my age is catching up with me. All the new stuff people listen to now is crap.

Movies:

Hairspray, Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure, Donnie Darko, Secretary, Wayne's World, John Waters's movies; Kevin Smith's movies, Anything with Will Ferrell, Jack Black; any movie when the fat girl gets the guy, when the famous person dies; i really enjoy sappy movies where you just cry and cry and wanna kill yourself at the end, i love those; The Transporter has this one scene with an oil barrel and a half naked Jason Statham that is most agreeable to my sense of sight.

Television:

Gilmore Girls, The Office, Will & Grace, Queer As Folk, Food Network, BBC America, LOGO, IFC, Bravo, I love Scrubs!

Books:

I own a lot of books, but I don't read. They just look cool.

Heroes:

anyone who has the patience to deal with the everyday without a shotgun in hand, ready to go. anyone who is willing to stand up even though they may be the only one. anyone who has the ability to see the end of the track and has the sense to get off at the stop before.

My Blog

going somewhere and getting the f* home

for those of you who were not privy to the knowledge ahead of time, tamra and i just got back from overseas. not to war, but to a fight in it's own right. we stayed in london, paris, and r...
Posted by Archibald Perkins: BoyWonder on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 04:24:00 PST

f*in being a grown up and shit..

hey guys, for those of you who don't know, for those of you who want to be kept posted, i have a job. that is all...
Posted by Archibald Perkins: BoyWonder on Tue, 08 May 2007 06:30:00 PST

what the f*? (pt2?)

Have you ever just wanted to break like a lot of shit? that is how i feel right now. i wanna just take something big and breakable and smash it into like small pieces, then do it agai...
Posted by Archibald Perkins: BoyWonder on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 08:29:00 PST

F*in progress...Great Success!

well for anyone that is interested, and since i don't feel like talking, i guess i will write that i have two interviews this week. that is all. oh, and everyone should watch my gayrobot clip on...
Posted by Archibald Perkins: BoyWonder on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 12:07:00 PST

to have loved and lost and keep on losing...

guess what? for those of you who don't know, i have had two of the worst things ever happen to me in the last week: 1) i have no job...i quit. which now that i have no money is something i...
Posted by Archibald Perkins: BoyWonder on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 06:27:00 PST

f* a gator!

so what is wrong with being negative? it has been brought to my attention constantly by several people recently that i am not a happy person. what is it that makes me so different in ...
Posted by Archibald Perkins: BoyWonder on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 08:33:00 PST

F*n New Years and such

Resolutions are pointless. does anyone ever keep their new year's resolutions? does anyone ever keep any resolutions, regardless of the time of commitment? does anyone ever do anythi...
Posted by Archibald Perkins: BoyWonder on Mon, 01 Jan 2007 09:53:00 PST

F*in stunning gastronomic pyrotechnics

okay, i got drunk last night. i only had like maybe 9 beers but apparently that is a lot. however, i am a professional and challenge myself all the time. my stomach, unfortunately, w...
Posted by Archibald Perkins: BoyWonder on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 12:07:00 PST

this is the day, the day that the lord has made...

so yeah, today i feel suprisingly upbeat and positive. this is a rarity if you have been inside my head recently, as i have been consumed with visions of my workplace blazing like a marshma...
Posted by Archibald Perkins: BoyWonder on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 09:05:00 PST

f*in craziness

there are many things that i need to examine so please bear with me, some of it is serious. 1) ARE YOU SERIOUS, A COWBOY?: In case anyone was unaware, Citgo gas is owned by the national oil comp...
Posted by Archibald Perkins: BoyWonder on Sat, 23 Sep 2006 09:52:00 PST