HOLLA AT YA BOI!!!
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Jersey's Reasons Why You Should and Shouldn't Date Women with Kids
Why You Should
1. She really doesn't care where you take her on a date as long as she's away from her kids.
-- You can take her to Chuckie Cheese and she will still happy cause them kids wasn..t her damn kids.
2. You know she..s gonna yell at someone else besides you.
3. She always got food on her stove.
4. Her baby daddy is on child support so you don..t have to spend too much of your cash, but you can enjoy hers!
5. You know she got Juicy Juice in her refrigerator cause she got WIC so we straight!
6. Her tax return is looking real nice!
Why You Shouldn't
1. She doesn't have anything for you to drink out of but sippy cups.
2. You gotta play step daddy.
-- Taking them to the park. Pushing them on the swings. Talking about, "Mommy, you picked a good one this time. Are you gonna be my daddy?"
3. That bitch got a baby daddy and that nigga crazy.
-- "Who watchin' the kids? Where the fuck you at? That nigga ugly!"
4. Her kids are never asleep when you come through late night to get your grown man on.
-- "I'm not sleepy. I wanna play video games. Why you come here so late? What you tryna do with my mommy?"
5. She ain..t ever got a babysitter cause in Orlando everybody got one like it's a fashion statement or a Prada purse.
-- "Oh my God! Ain't she so cute? She goes with my yellow shoes and she got pretty eyes like her daddy. You know he Cherokee right?"
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