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Renee

Go Somewhere Natural

About Me


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- i moved here from california almost 2 years ago
- im not saying that k-town doesnt have its quirks, but the beach is (was) my home... maybe its just the fact that on one complete side of u there is nothing but the big blue ocean. u dont feel confined like u would here (with all the people and buildings and land) and its wonderful. knoxville is definitely intriguing tho
- i wrestle in bed and like the rough stuff... u know, the biting, scratching, spanking... but no blood. i'm not squeamish, but i don't want scars from it
- i sell the things i make out of hemp. necklaces and a bunch of other stuff that is either customized or made for fun. the weirdest thing i ever made was a set of suspenders
- i love listening to people and i ask a lot of questions
- im working toward becoming a graphic design artist in advertising or a related field and ive been told i should become a massage therapist so i want to become certified for that and do it on the side
- i like smoking, ice skating, swimming, 4-wheelin, maxim magazine, sushi, steak, drinking, reading, exploring, playgrounds, doing things ive never done before, and id like to consider myself a well-rounded person :D
- i wear jeans and a t-shirt most of the time
- i love music and movies
- what else do u want to know? just ask
- great news!!! i start at the tennessee school of therapeutic massage september 1st and i'll be certified and everything within 6 months. i've got the massage table and i'm charging for using it. $20 for 30 mins. sorry but i gotta make my money somehow.
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i think its my favorite quote from a song:
"If God takes life, He's an indian giver." - Modest Mouse "Bukowski"
You are
What Rejected Crayon Are You?

My Interests

i only keep people on my friends list if i know them or we talk consistently. it is cleared out every so often too, so if u accidentally get deleted, please let me know and resend a friend request. thanks!
parks, beer, mobbin quads, frisbee golf, flip flops, jeans, cool shirts, the beach, beads, candles, cats, chinese food, dogs, friends, fun, greenery, hand-made jewelry, hemp, indian bangles, interesting strangers, life, hole-in-the-wall shops, movies, mud, music, the ocean, originality, paintball, pesto sauce, photography, pina coladas, pineapples, playin around, rosemary chicken ravioli, sand, shells, shoes, sleep, sunflower seeds, teal, the underdog, tortellini, thunderstorms

I'd like to meet:

Arj Barker. Jimi Hendrix. Jimmy Page. Robert Plant. Stevie Ray Vaughan, my favorite guitarist. Angelina Jolie, she's so fuckin hot! and so is Keira Knightley for that matter... Renee Zellweger. Albert Einstein. Brad Pitt. Edward Norton.
other than that, just about nebody. i'm not picky

Music:



rock... and a bunch of other stuff thrown in for good measure. Modest Mouse. Michael Buble. 50 Cent. The Doors. Sublime. Jimi Hendrix. Stevie Ray Vaughan. Pepper. Gorillaz. Ludacris. Perfect Circle. The Eagles. Chevelle. The Cure. Santana. Jet. Adam and the Ants. Aerosmith. The Police. Apartment 26. Blues Traveler. Blue Oyster Cult. Interpol. Eurythmics. Dead Kennedys. Disturbed. Red Hot Chili Peppers. Led Zeppelin. Kittie. Shinedown. Johhny Lang. Lynyrd Skynyrd. No Doubt. Jewel. 3 Doors Down. Queen. Stone Temple Pilots. Bob Marley. System of a Down. ZZ Top. Jack Johnson. Grateful Dead. Peter Tosh. Violent Femmes. Bob Dylan. Jethro Tull. Eminem. Three 6 Mafia.

Movies:

basically comedies and action movies but a few of my faves: The Wedding Crashers. Boondock Saints. Empire Records. Harold and Kumar go to White Castle. Shaun of the Dead. Kung Fu Hustle. Black Hawk Down. Jarhead. Blues Brothers (the original and 2000). Crash. The Longest Yard. Dawn of the Dead. Dogma. Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. Ferris Bueller's Day Off. Fight Club. Ghostbusters. Gladiator. Groundhog Day. Harold and Maude. Ice Age. Kill Bill. Labyrinth. Lord of the Rings. Man on Fire. The Italian Job. Matchstick Men. Matrix Meet the Parents. Meet the Faulkers. Men of Honor. Men in Black. Monty Python. Moulin Rouge. The Nightmare Before Christmas. Ocean's Eleven (and 12). Motorcycle Diaries. Pirates of the Carribean. Requiem for a Dream. Rocky Horror Picture Show. School of Rock. The Shawshank Redemption. Shrek. Spaceballs. Troy. White Oleander.

Television:

Chappelle's Show, Simpsons, Futurama, Comedy Central, Fuse, Spike TV, Family Guy, Viva La Bam, Discovery, Animal Planet, the news
nething funny

Books:

Maxim. FHM. Stuff. Shogun by James Clavell. The Dark Tower Series by Stephen King. Ender's Game (and series) by Orson Scott Card. just about nething by Robert Heinlein. nonfiction. nething i can pick up.

Heroes:

Quail Man, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Harold and Kumar, Cheech and Chong, Stevie Ray Vaughn, Jimi Hendrix, Bob Barker, Mother Teresa, Gandhi

My Blog

just need to put thoughts into words

so im looking through all the profiles of friends from high school and seeing how many of them went straight to college and how they're doing now. i feel like i could be doing so much more with my lif...
Posted by Renee on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 06:55:00 PST

insane in the brain

there is entirely too much going through my head right now. i can't really talk to nebody about ne of it except maybe one person, and u know who u r... if ur reading this that is. confusing situations...
Posted by Renee on Sat, 24 Feb 2007 03:27:00 PST

california knows how to party!

so it's official. march 27 through april 4 i will be soaking up the sun on the glorious beaches of my home state. i'll be down in san diego for the first 2 days (hit me up orange county!) and then on ...
Posted by Renee on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 07:51:00 PST

Arizona

so i'll be leaving for arizona on monday and i'll be gone for two weeks, heading over to cali for a bit too, but mostly just seeing my brothers for the first time in, what is it... 8 months? god, i mi...
Posted by Renee on Tue, 04 Jul 2006 07:31:00 PST

Hendrix is the Master

You scored as Jimi Hendrix. You are Jimi Hendrix! The pioneer of electric guitar and inspiration to all great guitar gods!Jimi Hendrix85%Billie Joe Armstrong80%Slash75%Ozzy Osbourne!55%Tommy Lee45%K...
Posted by Renee on Tue, 28 Feb 2006 05:52:00 PST

I Just Moved... To Tennessee

i just moved to Knoxville to live with my dad. yesterday. fun, fun got a job already, at O'Charley's... I start friday it's different to say the least goals: 1: Don't Pick up an Accent. 2: Don't ...
Posted by Renee on Thu, 17 Nov 2005 07:24:00 PST

bday

so today's the day nothing extremely exciting today tomorrow im going over to anthony's to watch a few movies (unleashed, family guy, and whatever else) and knock off a few beers and hang out. the beg...
Posted by Renee on Fri, 21 Oct 2005 06:55:00 PST

stroke

BUTTERFLY STROKE you are one of the best, you have great endurance, and a strong upper body. you can swim and swing your arms like no tommorow!  fly is one of the hardest strokes, and you rock a...
Posted by Renee on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

fuck

prom in 2 days graduation in 7 days oh my fucking god the countdown begins You are...(looks)[ ] tall [x] in between[ ] short[x] blonde[ ] redhead[x] brunette[ ] black[x] blue-eyed[x] brown-eyed[x...
Posted by Renee on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

life experiences

i've been extremely busy for the past few weeks, im running sound for the "Little Shop of Horrors" show... god, what a challenge. we have 23 mics and i have to coordinate music cues, mic cues, and lig...
Posted by Renee on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST