MonkZ

"Well ya see, it's like this. A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."Questions:How come people tell you to stay a kid for as long as you can. Yet the moment you do anything childish or immature they tell you to grow up....Why when people ask you "what three things would you bring with you on a desert island?" no one ever replies, "A BOAT"....What would happen if you found a four-leaf-clover under a ladder?....What's another word for Thesaurus?....Why is it said that an alarm clock is going off when really its coming on?....Do people who use sign language see little hands in their head when they think about what somebody said, or do they hear the words in their head?....Could someone be addicted to counseling? If so, how would you treat them?....If you dig a hole through the center of the earth, come out on the other side, and then let go, would you be falling down or floating up?....Why doesn't broccoli come in a can?....if you're on an American airline, and you land in Canada and stay on the plane, is the drinking age still 21 or does it change to 18?....You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same shit?....*sigh*