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About Me

In simple words: EVIL THIS PURE, CAN NEVER DIE!
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BODY COUNT
1 : Alice - stabbed in the temple with an ice pick 2 : Crazy Ralph - garotted with barbed wire 3 : Policeman - hammer claw to the head 4 : Scott - throat slit with machete 5 : Terry - knifed 6 : Mark - macheted in the face 7 : Jeff and 8 : Sandra - double impaling with a spear 9 : Vickie - knifed 10 : Paul - disappears, presumed dead 11 : Harold - meat cleaver to chest 12 : Edna - knitting needle to back of the head 13 : Fox - pinned to rafter with pitchfork through neck 14 : Loco - pitchfork to the stomach 15 : Shelly - throat slashed 16 : Vera - spear fired into eye 17 : Andy - macheted in half while walking on hands 18 : Debbie (pregnant) - knifed from beneath hammock 19 : Chuck - electrocuted on fuse box 20 : Chili - impaled with fireplace poker 21 : Rick - head squeezed until eye pops out 22 : Ali - bludgeoned with a wrench; later recovers and is macheted. 23 : Axel - surgical hacksaw to the throat, neck broken 24 : Nurse Morgan - gutted with a scalpel 25 : Hitchhiker - knife through the neck 26 : Samantha - knife through the torso 27 : Paul - spear to the groin 28 : Terri - spear in the back 29 : Mrs. Jarvis - stabbed through back 30 : Jimmy - corkscrew through hand, cleaver to the face 31 : Tina - thrown through a window, lands on a parked car 32 : Ted - knife to the head through movie screen 33 : Doug - head crushed 34 : Sara - axe to the chest 35 : Rob - garden harrow to the throat 36 : Allen - heart ripped out. 37 : Darren - impaled on a spear and tossed aside. 38 : Lizbeth - speared through the mouth. 39 : Burt - arm ripped off, impaled on a tree branch 40 : Stan and 41 : Katie and 42 : Larry - triple decapitation with a machete 43 : Martin - broken bottle in the throat 44 : Steven and 45 : Annette - double impalement with a machete on their motorcycle. 46 : Nikki - face crushed against RV wall 47 : Cort - hunting knife in the head 48 : Roy - pieces of him are found strewn in woods 49 : Sissy - head ripped off 50 : Paula - hacked up with a machete 51 : Officer Thornton - dart in the forehead 52 : Officer Pappas - head crushed 53 : Sheriff Garris - broken in half 54 : Jane - tent spike in the neck, impaled to a tree 55 : Michael - tent spike thrown into his back 56 : Dan - neck broken 57 : Judy - bashed against a tree in her sleeping bag 58 : Russell - axe to the face 59 : Sandra - pulled underwater and drowned 60 : Maddy - scythe in the neck 61 : Ben - head crushed 62 : Kate - party horn in the eye 63 : David - butcher knife in the stomach, beheaded 64 : Eddie - throat sliced with a machete 65 : Robin - thrown through a window 66 : Amanda Shepard - speared from behind 67 : Dr. Crews - tree-trimming saw in the stomach 68 : Melissa - axe to the face 69 : Jim - impaled with a spear gun 70 : Suzi - stabbed with a spear 71 : J.J. - bashed in the head with her electric guitar 72 : Boxer - hot sauna rock in the chest 73 : Tamara - stabbed with a mirror shard 74 : Jim Carlson - harpooned in back 75 : Admiral Robertson - throat slit with a machete 76 : Eva - strangled 77 : Wayne - electrocuted on a control panel 78 : Miles - impaled on a deck post 79 : Deck Hand - axe to the back 80 : Gang Banger #1 - stabbed through the back with his own syringe 81 : Gang Banger #2 - bashed and scalded on a steam pipe 82 : Julius - decapitated by punch 83 : Cop - dragged into an alley, head crushed 84 : Charles McCullough - drowned in a barrel of sewage 85 : Sanitation Worker - bashed in the head with a wrench 86 : Coroner's Assistant - Autopsy probe in the back of the neck, face pushed through a metal grating 87 : FBI Agent #1 - pencil through his spinal cord 88 : FBI Agent #2 - fingers through his skull 89 : Alexis - slashed up with a straight razor 90 : Deborah - stabbed through the back with a barbed wire spike ripped in half 91 : Luke - head crushed 92 : Edna - head slammed in car door 93 : David - head bashed against faucet 94 : Diana - knife-sharpening pole in back 95 : Officer Ryan - head bashed against a locker 96 : Officer Mark - and 97 : Officer Brian - heads bashed together 98 : Ward - arm broken, falls dead through the diner doors 99 : Diner Patron - crushed onto diner counter 100 : Shelby - burned to death on a deep-fat fryer and grill 101 : Joey B. - face bashed in 102 : Vicki - impaled on a barbecue skewer, head crushed by Robert 103 : Randy - neck severed with a machete 104 : Creighton Duke - bearhugged to death 105 : Heather - pinned to tree with machete 106 : Trey - stabbed with machete, folded in half in bed 107 : Blake's Dad - decapitated by machete 108 : Blake - slashed with machete 109 : Frisell (Glowing Raver) and 110 : Gibb - double impalement with a long pipe 111 : Teammate - head twisted around 112 : Shack - impaled by flaming machete 113 : Raver #1 - sliced with machete 114 : Raver #2 - sliced with machete 115 : Raver #3 - slashed in shoulder 116 : Raver #4 - sliced in stomach with machete 117 : Raver #5 - slashed with machete 118 : Raver #6 - sliced with machete 119: Security Guard - crushed by heavy door 120 : Deputy Stubbs - electrocuted on console 121 : Freeburg - chopped in half with machete 122 : Linderman - impaled on shelf bracket 123 : Kia - slashed with machete and thrown into tree 124: Freddy Krueger - arm ripped off, then own glove rammed through torso 125 : Private Johnson - head wound, chain wrapped around neck 126 : Guard 1 - machine gun to the head 127 : Guard 2 - choked and thrown, shot by Guard 3 128 : Guard 3 - face bashed in by noose pole 129 : Guard 4 - choked by chain around neck 130 : Dr. Wimmer - impaled by noose pole 131 : Sgt. Marcus - thrown through metal door 132 : Adrienne - face frozen in liquid nitrogen and smashed on counter 133 : Stoney - stabbed in stomach with uber-machete, which is then pulled through blade first 134 : Azrael - back broken over knee 135 : Dallas - head crushed against wall 136 : Sven - neck broken by slowly twisting it 137 : Condor - impaled on large mining drill 138 : Geko - throat slit with uber-machete 139 : Briggs - impaled on large claw hook 140 : Kicker - Cut in half with uber-machete 141 : Fat Lou - hacked to bits 142 : Professor Lowe - decapitated 144 : Crutch - electrocuted on pilot console 145 : Janessa - sucked through grate into space 146 : Sgt. Brodski - impaled on spike, stabbed with uber-machete, dies entering Earth 2's atmosphere

My Interests

SEETHER "GIVE IT UP"

DROWNING POOL "BODIES"

ROB ZOMBIE "DRAGULA"

I'd like to meet:

Everyone who trespasses into my home, all teenagers thinking that pot, booze, and sex is a good idea...But most of all, my mother, again.......~~~~

Music:

Elvis, The Beatles, Bobby Lewis, Pat Boone, The Rolling Stones

Movies:

The African Queen, On The Waterfront, Bridge On The River Kwai, The Killing, The Quiet Man, Singin' In The Rain

Television:

The Lone Ranger, I Love Lucy, Ed Sullivan Show, Superman, Leave It To Beaver, Looney Tunes

Heroes:

TIMELINE
1930 Pamela Voorhees (maiden name unknown) is born.
1935 Camp Crystal Lake is established.
1945 Fifteen year-old Pamela becomes pregnant by Elias Voorhees.
1946 June 13 Jason Voorhees is born to sixteen year-old Pamela Voorhees.
1954 Diana Voorhees is born to Elias Voorhees and an unidentified woman.
1957 Summer - Jason purportedly drowns in Crystal Lake, but his body is never recovered. 1958 June 13 Two camp counselors murdered at Camp Crystal Lake. The murders go unsolved for 21 years.
1959-1961 Attempts to reopen Camp Crystal Lake met with arson. The arsonist (Pamela) was never captured.
1962 Attempt to reopen Camp Crystal Lake halted by "bad" (poisoned?) water.
1972 - Eighteen year-old Diana Kimble (daughter of Elias Voorhees), gives birth to Jessica Kimble.
1979 June 13 Steve Christy spends $25,000 in an attempt to reopen Camp Crystal Lake. He and six of his counselors are killed by Pamela Voorhees. Only Alice, a female counselor, survives by decapitating Mrs. Voorhees.
August - Alice returns to Crystal Lake to face her fears. Jason sneaks into her house and stabs her in the temple with an icepick. Her body disappears.
1982 Summer - Teenaged Chris flees from her family's Crystal Lake cabin into the woods after a fight. She is attacked by Jason Voorhees but passes out. When she awakens, she is back home in her own bed, and her parents will not speak of the matter.
1984 July 7-8 - Five years after Pamela Voorhees' murder spree, Paul Holt opens a counselor training camp adjacent to Camp Crystal Lake. After murdering several counselors, Jason is confronted by Ginny. She hits him in the shoulder with a machete but he survives, attacks her and kills Paul. Alice's dried corpse is found in Jason's shack.
July 9-11 - Jason kills two people near Crystal Lake and gets a new outfit. He then makes his way toward the summer home "Higgins Haven" and kills several vacationing teenagers. Chris survives to hit Jason in the head with an axe, but she goes insane the next morning after an hallucination of Mrs. Voorhees.
July 11-13 Jason's body is taken to the Wessex County Morgue, from which he escapes. After returning to Crystal Lake and killing several people, Jason is killed by 12 year-old Tommy Jarvis. This unbalances Tommy, who spends the next four years in mental institutions. Jason's body is buried in secret at Eternal Peace Cemetery.
1985 In an attempt to disassociate itself from Jason Voorhees, Crystal Lake changes its name to Forest Green.
1987 Summer - Tommy, looking quite mature for 15, is moved from an institution to a halfway house for troubled teenagers. The son of ambulance attendant Roy Burns is killed by one of the kids and Roy, masquerading as Jason, methodically kills the others. Tommy is forced to kill Roy, further affecting his mental state. Tommy attacks Pam, one of the survivors, but is subdued and returned to an institution.
1988 May 12-13 (Friday) - Tommy, now a grown-up 16-year-old, is released from the mental institution. When he digs up Jason's grave, intending to cremate him, Jason is reanimated by a bolt of lightning. Jason kills his way toward Camp Forest Green, which is once again attempting to open its doors to campers. Tommy drowns Jason in Lake Forest Green (Crystal Lake) and the camp is shut down permanently.
1989 October 13 (Friday) - John Shepard is killed when his 13 year-old daughter Tina uses her telekinetic powers to collapse the dock on which he is standing. Tina is sent to a mental hospital.
1993 October 13 (Friday) Stephanie Kimble, daughter of Jessica Kimble and Steven Freeman, is born.
August 13 (Friday) Tina Shepard, now 17, returns to Crystal Lake with her mother and her psychiatrist, Dr. Crews. Tina accidentally raises Jason with her telekinesis, and he goes on another murderous rampage. Tina finally forces Jason back into the lake.
1994 May 6-7 The final class of Lakeview H.S. graduates. A boat in Crystal Lake drags an electrical cable to Jason's body, reanimating him. He boards the boat, which floats downriver to harbor where Jason leaves it for the S.S. Lazarus. Jason kills many of the passengers, with most of the rest drowning when the boat sinks. The next morning, the ship's debris is found several miles from New York. Two survivors from the accident are found in the city; they inform the authorities that Jason Voorhees is responsible for the murders and the Lazarus' destruction.
May 8-12 The FBI investigates the Lazarus' destruction and search the New York sewers for Jason's body. Not finding it, they plan a sting operation in Crystal Lake.
May 13 (Friday) Jason's body is blown apart in an FBI ambush. During the autopsy, his evil heart possesses the coroner (who eats it). He heads back to Crystal Lake.
May 20-21 Bounty hunter Creighton Duke makes a statement on tabloid TV program "American Casefile" that Jason is still alive. Jason hops from body to body, committing a series of murders in Crystal Lake before being "reborn" then killed by his 22 year-old niece, Jessica Kimble. 2002 September Dream-killer Freddy Krueger resurrects Jason to create fear among the teenagers of Springwood. But Jason is not so easily controlled and doesn't stop killing the teens Freddy needs to give him power. A battle between the two ensues and finds Jason battered and bloody... but victorious.
2008-2009 After his capture and conviction of hundreds of murders, Jason Voorhees is sentenced to death - a sentence the government finds difficult to carry out.
2010 The Crystal Lake Research Facility (built to house and study Jason) is reduced to a skeleton crew in anticipation of the cryogenic suspension of its subject. Jason nearly escapes, but is frozen by Project Leader Rowan (who is trapped in the cryogenic chamber as well).
2455 August 13 - After the ecological collapse of the Earth, a class on a field trip from Earth 2 returns and discovers the frozen bodies of Rowan and Jason. They are brought back to the Grendel, where Rowan is resuscitated by the students. Jason isn't, but wakes up anyhow. The Marines and students onboard the ship prove little match for Jason - except for the android KM-14, who nearly obliterates him. Unfortunately, nano-technology repairs Jason and he resumes his single-minded quest to kill the remaining students. Brodski, the Marine Sergeant, sacrifices himself to carry Jason into Earth 2's atmosphere.

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Posted by Jason Fucking Voorhees on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 06:38:00 PST