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john paul

About Me

should i be flattered or creeped-out that 'skittles' and 'juiccy' want to be myspace friends? i don't know quite how i feel about all of this...i now have two myspace friends, which is entirely awesome. i mean, with one friend it was extremely special. but with two friends, it maintains that specialness, and adds some firepower...snow days are still pretty fun, if you're lucky enough to be a teacher. otherwise they partially suck b/c they hamper you from "getting to work in a timely fashion." and you have to do things like "take the bus from northeast portland to tigard" and "look like a dumbass whilst trying to walk across icy streets."does everyone remember "she appreciates a good corndog" ?so i've been pretty sick lately with a nasty little cold, and one funny thing did happen to me at work last week. i am plugged up in the sinus area, and have major chest issues and am generally exhausted one morning as i am headed to take a piss. well, i got one of those double-streams going and can't seem to correct it. so i end up pissing all over myself. my right pant leg and shoe are just totally pissy. it sucks on any day, but even worse so when you're you're sick as hell and just want to make it through the day so you can go home and lay down. anyway, i cleaned myself up pretty half-assedly and went back to my cube to suffer through the rest of the day. nothing of note came of this little pissing accident, though, so don't feel too bad for me.this afternoon our duckies knocked off #1 ranked ucla. very nice! i can hardly wait for corn dog day and the associated march madness...

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

edgar martinez, thomas friedman, bret easton ellis

My Blog

the mouse

we saw the mouse a month ago at the crystal ballroom. and right from the start, i new we were in for a treat. the band of course toook their sweet ass time making it out on stage. at least two hours ...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 17:27:00 GMT

albert hammond, jr.

so when i was at the albert hammond jr concert this month i had a few thoughts:1. i might be too old to attend such a hip show. or maybe i'm so unhip i can't tell the difference.2. why are there only ...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 22:34:00 GMT

treadmills

do people mind when someone rips a nasty, eggy, fart whilst on the treadmill at the gym? i mean, i hate it when someone else does it...but people probably don't mind when it's me, right? "sometimes ...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 22:23:00 GMT

tax and spend

those pesky liberals are tax-and-spenders!whereas those conservatives prefer to spend money they don't even have, thus passing the buck to future generations and/or future fiscally-responsible democra...
Posted by on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 22:09:00 GMT

a handful of reasons why the m's will dominate the AL West this year

well, for you serious m's fans, let me offer this preseason synopsis:1. our pitching staff is much improved over last year. though we lost gil meche, and that will hurt more than when we lost kenny cl...
Posted by on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 20:05:00 GMT