horseback riding, swimming,hunting, hanging out with my man and Hunter.
You Are 96% Texas
Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit. This ain't your first rodeo! How Texas Are You?
MyEasyGen Profile ResourceAlways remember....when life hands you Lemons, ask for tequila and salt, and call me over!
I like it all
horror, comedy
CSI,Cold Case, That 70's Show
Anything by Louis Lamour
Would have all of the people who are fighting for us over seas. We love you guys keep on fighting we're all behind you.
Now bear in mind it helps to have lived here a good portion of your life. For those of you moving in from outta state, take some notes.FRIENDS:Will stand by you while you piss.TEXAS FRIENDS: Will shine a spotlight on you while your drunk ass is taking a piss in the bushes. --------------------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and MrsTEXAS FRIENDS: Call your parents drunk as hell and tell them about the fat chick you tried to pick up---------------------------------------------------------- --------- FRIENDS: Hope the night out drinking goes smoothly, and hope that no one is late for the ride home.TEXAS FRIENDS: Know some wild shit will happen, and set up rally points.----------------------------------------------------- --------- FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.TEXAS FRIENDS: Will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn...that shit was fun "------------------------------------------------------ FRIENDS: Cry with you.TEXAS FRIENDS: laugh at you--------------------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.TEXAS FRIENDS: Steal each other's stuff so often nobody remembers who bought the shit in the first place.------------------------------------------------------ -- FRIENDS: Are happy that someone picked up a one night stand and leave them alone.TEXAS FRIENDS: Will Crawl naked into the room with a camera and hope for the tag team.------------------------------------------------------- - FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.TEXAS FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.------------------------------------------------------ FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.TEXAS FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.-------------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.TEXAS FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"---------------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Will try and talk to the bouncer when you get tossed out of the bar.TEXAS FRIENDS: Will buck up and go after the bouncer for touching you on the way out.------------------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Will wish you had enough money to go out that night, and are sorry you couldn't come.TEXAS FRIENDS: Will share their last dollar with you, drag you along, and try to steal free drinks all night. ----------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.TEXAS FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "You better drink the rest of that shit, that's alcohol abuse.. party foul" ------------------------------------------ FRIENDS: Want the money they loaned you back next week.TEXAS FRIENDS: Can't begin to remember who owes who money after taking care of each other for so long.--------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Will say "I can't handle Tequila anymore".TEXAS FRIENDS: Will say "okay, just one more..." and then 2 minutes later throw up everywhere.------------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.TEXAS FRIENDS: Will knock them the Fuck out!!---------------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Will ignore thisTEXAS FRIENDS: Will re-post this to ALL of their KICKASS TEXAS FRIENDS