ELLEN!-Maya Angelou- Anne Rice- My mother when she was 18- George Bush, so I can take a long ,hot piss on his leg- Matthew Arnold, a ragingly depressed 18th cent. poet- The idiot that invented pantyhose- The Rolling Stones -Sigmund Freud because he is the father of my science and is credited with stating ".. the Irish are the only individuals impervious to psychoanalysis"...so he can explain if this is why I am so odd.