RUBBER BAND RULE - OH YEAH!

Our story begins seven years ago, we were just two under-privillaged teenagers with no prospects in life. We dreamed each day of escaping the cruel world of our town, escaping to something better. We had always shared a strong love for music, some days it was the only thing to keep us going. Never in our wildest dreams did we think this would be the key to our success....
A few months later, whilst one our way back from cleaing the communal toilets, we heard the faint sound of a radio, we heard music. Glorious music, it sounded like heaven. From that moment on, we knew what we had to do. We played our music for hours each day, until our fingers wore to the bone - we had been given something to strive for!
We worked our way through the ranks, and within three years had sold our idea, our passion, to a local radio station. They promised to sponser us, support us however they could, this was our big break. If it hadn't been for that radio staion (now bankrupt, RIP), we would not be here today, telling you our story.
We are currently living it up in Hollywood, with our own Personal Assistant, Cook, Chauffeur, Bottle Opener... But we couldn't have done it without you guys - our adoring fans! Thank you so much for all the support you have given us, helping us to rise from rags to riches - a real life fairytale! Goodnight and Godspeed! xxxxx(This is, of course, a load of bollocks!!)xxxxx