abbie

I embarass easily, I am not gracious in accepting compliments, insults, or defeat, I enjoy spending money even where there is almost none to spend, I read everyhting from Enid Blyton to Umberto Eco, I watch everything from Meteor Garden to The X-Files, I have two left feet, I cannot carry a tune but I love to sing, I am a snob who hates snobs, I am funny, smart, and witty according to my friends but I am an asshole if you ask anyone else, I enjoy having a conversation but only with those who can keep up, I don't like doing housework, I want to visit New York but I have no means of getting there, I am a product of 3 Catholic schools and they are partly responsible for who I am today, I can't draw, I'm no good at sports, I don't play any musical instrument, and I can't act. All I can do is write.