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About Me

I handle my business, smooth as silk. thats why people call me Captain Silky-pants..er..well, I guess they call me that for other reasons.

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My Blog

who likes surveyyyyyss??????

1.What does your myspace quote mean?That Daryl's a fuckin crazy person.2. Elaborate on your primary photo?It's child pornography, what does it look like?(I'm not sure that really needed to be elaborat...
Posted by on Wed, 30 Apr 2008 23:43:00 GMT

We probably deserve it.

So I've decided to support global warming. I totally believe it's happening and that it may be very tragic and destructive, but at the same time I've come to believe we deserve worse as a species. G...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Nov 2007 13:46:00 GMT

miniatures

I've always liked ministure animals. There's this lady in my neighborhood who has a miniature horse that she walks around the block sometimes. It's adorable. A lot of people don't know that there u...
Posted by on Sat, 23 Jun 2007 10:53:00 GMT

feeling...funny

Do you ever have days where you don't quite feel like your self, and as you're thinking about it you realize you're not really sure who it is you're supposed to be or how you are supposed to feel? I ...
Posted by on Thu, 03 May 2007 09:58:00 GMT

Is this ever gonna stop?

So I read this petition on the bulletin board. I'm a little confused though. Are the troops in Iraq fighting to spread/protect democratic values, equality, and the freedoms we enjoy here in the states...
Posted by on Sun, 11 Jun 2006 19:54:00 GMT

Bienvenidos a yack en the box

Spanish motherfuckers.  Check it, quires un conbinacion con tu sangwich? quires chico, mediona, o grande? para aqui o para llevar? que pasa con la raza? Thats about it.  Learnin to crawl rig...
Posted by on Sat, 27 May 2006 16:08:00 GMT

Delta force

so check it, It's a good thing Emmett isn't big and tough. If he was he'd probably want to join the Marines. Ever since he got his rifle he's been talking in an awed way about elite military command...
Posted by on Tue, 25 Apr 2006 14:49:00 GMT

Clean Elections or some such nonsense

Many people have lost faith in the electoral process or so it would seem. When half the eligable voters choose not to participate, you know you have a problem. I am of the opinion that people who st...
Posted by on Fri, 21 Apr 2006 20:24:00 GMT

In My Sky at Twilight

I'm a little late, but I want to give all my friends, all of those people I love so dearly, a valentine- Hopeless and tongue-tied, yet I loved you dearlyWith pangs the jealous and the timid know;...
Posted by on Wed, 15 Feb 2006 03:57:00 GMT

The Last Adventures of Koroviev the Mustache

Of course we cannot say with certainty whether The Mustache was really there or was merely imagined by the panic-stricken residents of the ill-starred house in Glendale.  But, as subtle as seemed...
Posted by on Sun, 29 May 2005 10:00:00 GMT