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About Me

Well. You found me. Are you happy now? Was this worth stopping me in the mall for? Or interupting good conversation for, "Oh my god do you have myspace?" or "Oh my god, here, write down your myspace thing here, I'LL ADD YOU!" Like omg. We're gonna be great friends now aren't we? We'll talk everyday over teensy-cutesy comments. We'll send each other fuckin' sparkly "SHOWIN' SOME LOVE" picture file and totally be cool with each other over myspace right? Then one day, OOPS!, I'm gonna flake out and forget to give YOU a comment and you're gonna go all ape-shit and get mad, right? Then you're gonna talk to your friends, "Oh yeah I dunno me and Aaron aren't talking for a while." when I don't even fuckin' know you. Then it's gonna be all good again four months later when I leave you a random, "oh hey whats up." just cuz I got too stoned one night and thought you were someone else. Then when I see you in the club, you're gonna be telling all your friends, "Oh yeah that's my friend, Aaron." like you fuckin' know me?
PUH-LEEEEEEASE!?!
hahaha nah, I love you I really do.
SOME GROUND RULES:
1. Don't talk to me unless you have something interesting to say. "hey" or "hows it going" isn't gonna rattle my nuts enough I'm gonna have to WANT TO respond to you. You don't really care "whats up" with me I probably don't know you. And if I do, you'd just ask me this shit over the phone using the phone number I provided to you.
2. I hate chain emails. I don't care if I'm gonna get bad luck in my love life, or if I'm a Jesus-ignore-er, or if my secret crush will tell me he/she likes me if I email that shit to 5,000 people in the next 10 minutes. So far, none of those have worked; I doubt they ever will. And besides, I handle my own love life, Jesus smokes with me all the time, and I don't have secret crushes. They're called stalkers. And I'd rather they not tell me they like me.
3. Don't email me and say: "hey can u add me?" My answer to all of those requests are: No. Just use your hand (preferably your right) and direct your mouse (that's the thing with the wire on the side of your computer) and click the "ADD SO YOU CAN STALK HIM" button under my picture and I'll be sure to check the request in my email and reject it if you're creepy.
4. Don't be offended of the things I write. If you are, then you're the stupid fuck who decided to add me in the first place, right? Don't invite the whore in your house and get mad when she sleeps with everyone in there. YOU SHOULD HAVE KNOWN.
5. I never leave comments if someone asks me to. You COMMENT on the weather or COMMENT on how ugly someone's face is. I don't think I'd ever ask someone, "Hey that sky's pretty blue, why don't you make a comment about it!" No, sir. That's silly. So don't ask. If you're page is neato-burrito, I'll let you know. If not, bye gurl.
Laced with Love,
-aaron

Also...If your name is Aaron, click here!

My Interests

Music... Philosophy... Art... Theater... Literature

I'd like to meet:

GUYS. GIRLS. BITCHES. SWEETHEARTS. WHORES. POTHEADS. DYKES. FAGS. ASSHOLES. CLUB TRASH. TOTAL PRICKS. HOOKERS. PRUDES. SLUTS. QUEERS. ESCORTS. FATTIES. NARCISSISTS. TARDS. QUEENS. SHIT-TALKERS. STUDS. UGGLES. DICKHEADS. WIMPS. DORKS. DRUGGIES. PUNKS. FAKES. WANNABES. PLASTICS. PERVERTS. LIARS. GLAMS. PUSSIES. CHEATS. SPIES. ANGELS. VAMPIRES. LIARS. ANYONE.You know you're at least one of those. I'll talk to anyone really. But you better fucking rock my socks, bitches. Haha.

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Music:

Shostakovich, Verdi, Mozart, Beethoven, Bach, Puccini, Mendelssohn, Barber, Prokofiev, Kabalevsky, Sibelius, Schubert, Sarasate, Wieniawski, Tchaikovsky, Dvorak, Rimsky-Korsakov, Debussy, Borodin, Joplin, Danny Elfman, John Williams, James Horner, Hillary Hahn, Joshua Bell, Sarah Chang, Isaac Stern, Itzhak Perlman, Nathan Milstein, Jascha Heifetz, Jacqueline DuPre, Europa Galante, John Mayer, Michelle Branch, Bob Marley, Lauryn Hill, Rufus Wainwright, Jason Mraz, Sting, Coldplay, Maroon 5, Dispatch, Dashboard Confessional, Sugar Ray, Clare Fader, Pink Martini, the Rat Pack, Bob Marley, Ben Harper, Jack Johnson, Sublime, Pepper, Jem, Sophie Ellis-Bextor, Kylie Minogue, ATB, Benny Benassi, Peter Rauhofer, Basement Jaxx, Europa Galante, Junior Vasquez, Whitney, Mariah, Cher, Bette, Celine (old celine), Bedouin Soundclash, Dannii Minogue, Royal Gigolos, Rihanna, John-Flor Sisante, etc.

Movies:

Harold and Kumar Go To WhiteCastle, Half Baked, Saved, The Broken Hearts Club, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, The Birdcage, Immortal Beloved, Amadeus, The Pirates of Penzance, Moulin Rouge, Chicago, Grease, Into the Woods, My Fair Lady, The Goonies, Empire Records, The King and I, A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum, Booty Call, Sixteen Candles, Stand and Deliver, Dead Poets Society, Better Luck Tomorrow, Sister Acts (both of them), RocketMan, Hocus Pocus, Office Space, the Princess Bride, Evolution, Miyazaki's Spirited Away, Howl's Moving Castle, Waiting for Guffman, Starstruck, The Dreamers, Amelie, and anything Monty Python.

Television:

Absolutely Fabulous, Mr. Bean, I Love the 80s, I Love the 80s Strikes Back, I Love the 70s, I Love the 90s, Reno 911, Futurama, Family Guy, Home Movies, The Simpsons, Real World/Road Rules, The Simple Life, Strangers With Candy, 3rd Rock from the Sun, Friends, Seinfeld, Myster Science Theater 3000, lots of History Channel, National Geographic, Science Channel, and whatever's on.

Books:

Shakespeare (A Midsummer Night's Dream in particular), Milton's Divine Comedy, Einstein (alfred, not albert, he's still good though), Dante's Divine Comedy, Oscar Wilde, Voltaire's Candide, Kierkegaard, Camus, Nietzsche, all that stuff. And then Kurt Vonnegut. Disco Bloodbath. How I Learned to Snap. Destination. Bling!

Heroes:

Those who think for themselves, threaten people on a daily basis, and would die happy at any given moment. All at the same time.

My Blog

... June 11th ...

[phone call]i hate when i get phonecalls that go something like:Ring, ring."Hello, your call is very important to us. Please stay on the line and an associate will be with you shortly."I usually...
Posted by SuperDiscoDenimAction Aaron on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 09:24:00 PST

...[June 10th]...

[gorgeous]Freud said that Narcissism 'is the libidinal compliment to the egoism of the instinct of self-preservation'.Hmm... I learned something today.[contradiction]i hate drinking.but usually i end ...
Posted by SuperDiscoDenimAction Aaron on Sun, 10 Jun 2007 03:35:00 PST

[...Pride Belongs to Me...]

Written June 2nd, 2007[Pride]- it confuses me.This year, according to some person of high-ranking in Homocratic Bureaucracy, today is supposed to be the day I celebrate my Pride.Pride for what, Aaron?...
Posted by SuperDiscoDenimAction Aaron on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 11:02:00 PST

...Stonerphanalia [5/25]...

[a few things i noticed today]your most obvious traits are dangerous to you when you are obviously pretending they go unnoticed.a man's sexual orientation is not dependent on the person attached to th...
Posted by SuperDiscoDenimAction Aaron on Sat, 26 May 2007 05:07:00 PST

Good Riddance [1933 - 2007]

It's a sad fact that those in high positions of power will often assume themselves to be better spokesman for the people they represent. Of all the Christians I've met in my life I have never se...
Posted by SuperDiscoDenimAction Aaron on Wed, 23 May 2007 05:48:00 PST

...Failed Male Prostitution...

I know I can do some pretty raunchy things sometimes but this takes home the gold in the search for Dirty Human Being of the Year.So some random older person (37) messages me out of nowhere: [wo...
Posted by SuperDiscoDenimAction Aaron on Tue, 22 May 2007 09:16:00 PST

...[5/19]...

[MUScIenCe]Kadoc - the nighttrain (warp brothers 2004 remix)A prime example of how music is both the science of sound and the sound of science.Hit it.MTV Mash ups- Technotronic VS Justin Timberlake - ...
Posted by SuperDiscoDenimAction Aaron on Sun, 20 May 2007 06:02:00 PST

FOR THE PEOPLE WHO INSPIRE ME

Spotlight.Is this thing on?It's been many months since I left school. I owe a few people an explanation: my mother, my friends, my professors, and a lot more. I'm being completely honest w...
Posted by SuperDiscoDenimAction Aaron on Thu, 17 May 2007 07:34:00 PST

Rest in Peace, MTV. That's right, it died.

[R.I.P. MTV]Rest in peace, MTV. You're so dead now. Music Television is no more.No more music videos (at reasonable hours), no more Beavis and Butthead. Now all you show is just how ...
Posted by SuperDiscoDenimAction Aaron on Mon, 14 May 2007 05:12:00 PST

Mother's Day

[mother's day 07]sometimes i wonderif either of us had a choice in it all.she, the lifelong caretakeri, the random spawn.mom's catholic, dad's mormon.i was the first.i did the math.and i know i wasat ...
Posted by SuperDiscoDenimAction Aaron on Sun, 13 May 2007 04:06:00 PST