Fans, Friends and My One True Love.Turn-Ons: Proper English, Intelligence, Creativity and a Sense of HumorTurn-Offs: Inability to spell, use capitals, or punctuate an email and men who email me and tell me I have really great boobs and offer to play with them.If you are going to email me, have something to say. Believe it or not, I am an actual human being with a modicum of intelligence. I just also happen to have great boobs.