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Buy Nintendo DS LiteI am a 29 yr old stay at home mom...I have three wonderful kiddos,(Pains in the butt at times, but you gotta love em!) and I love my husband of almost five years with everything I have...I don't know where i'd be without him. I love hangin' out on Sundays watching football with my honey,Go Ravens!!! Tor is growing up sooo quick, she just turned 13!! Where has the time gone?! My boys are getting so big,it seems like Logan went from 1 to 5 years old in no time at all...and Bailey is in 3rd grade already, my big 9 yr old...I take pride in my friends, I don't have many, and it seems like they are all up and moving on me...but the few I do have are the best anyone could ever ask for. Lisa, has seemed to have gotten me through every hard time I have had in the past many years...her and her husband Joe fixed me up with the love of my life. There aren't enough thanks in the world for that...and Wendy, my sister in law is the poo! and she moved, and I miss her emensly... OINK to her :@. And Fonda...Love her to death...She feels my pain with raising a child with disabilities...Its so nice to be able to talk to someone who can relate...I cherish our friendship... Anyway, I don't think there is much more to tell...If I think of anything else, i'll let you know...stay tuned!
Mens "RULES" for Women
1.Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If its up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1.Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
1.Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
1.Crying is blackmail.
1.Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one:Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!
1.Yea and no are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
1.Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1.A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
1.Anyhting we said six months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.
1.If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.
1.If you think your fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
1.If something that we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
1.You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1.Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
1.Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.
1.ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is a vegetable. We have no idea what mauve is.
1.If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
1.If we ask what is wrong, and you say "nothing,"we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
1.If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.
1.When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine...Really.
1.You have enough clothes.
1.You have too many shoes.
1.I am is shape. Circle is a shape.
1.Thank you for reading this. Yes I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;but did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.
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