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Valerie Aurelia

Why does the Avon lady walk funny?... Because her lipstick

About Me

Jesus Christ, that's a pretty face The kind you'd find on someone I could save If they don't put me away Well, it'll be a miracleDo you believe you're missing out That everything good is happening somewhere else? But with nobody in your bed The night's hard to get throughAnd I will die all alone And when I arrive I won't know anyoneWell Jesus Christ, I'm alone again So what did you do those three days you were dead? Cause this problem's gonna last more than the weekend.Well Jesus Christ, I'm not scared to die, I'm a little bit scared of what comes after Do I get the gold chariot? Do I float through the ceiling?Do I divide and fall apart? Cause my pride is too sly to hold back all my dark And the ship went down in sight of land And at the gates does Thomas ask to see my handsI know you'll come in the night like a thief But I've had some time alone to hold my lies inside me I know you think that I'm someone you can trust But I'm scared I'll get scared and I swear I'll try to nail you back upSo do you think that we could work out a sign So I'll know it's you and that it's over so I won't even tryI know you'll come for the people like me But we all got wood and nails Tongue tied to a hating factoryBut we all got wood and nails Your tortured (and hanging) factory Yeah, we all got wood and nails Your tortured (and hanging) factory Yeah, we all got wood and nails And we sleep inside of this machine

My Interests

art, fashion, sushi, vodka, travel, tattoos[on sexy guys], Excedrin migraine, vitamin water,wheat grass, ellios pizza

I'd like to meet:

People that are lactose intolerant. We should get together and rule the world.

Music:

depends on my mood, which varies almost as often as my hair

Movies:

Sex in the City...story of my life!

Television:

if your 12 year old daughter watches it I probably do to...sad but true

Books:

Eat Pray Love, Running with Scissors, Valley of the Dolls, Harry Potter

Heroes:

my mother and my grandma, not because they are extraordinary women but because they have done the best they can in extraordinary circumstances.