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mauled by jesus

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About Me

I just moved to a new city. Actually, a new country, even. When I make changes, I get ballsy.

I'm short.
I like chicken and coffee, sometimes together.
I'm fairly shy.
I'm polite, and have very good manners, but I don't have patience for those who don't.
I'm great at listening and giving advice.
I am both buxom and flirty, though rarely at the same time.
I also have awesome eyes.
Ugh, I have a facebook like everyone else on the internet: http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=566414178
If you make a friend's request without even attempting to get to know me first, you can forget about me accepting. I'm not interested in collecting random strangers just to look cool. And if you are, you are probably not someone I want to know anyway.
If you can't laugh about god and politics, we probably wouldn't get along. I tend to hover on the extremely sacriligious side of things, you know, in a south park sort of way. I'm also somewhat of a pervert. In a very cute, fun loving way!
I'm fond of the phrase "tall drink of water." As in, he's a tall drink of water. I can't explain why.
If you're not going to be genuine with me, don't waste my time. I won't be a waste of yours.
This is the most lovely random pulp cover, ever.

I like online quizzes, and what's more, I like posting the results of my online quizzes.
You Are a Seeker Soul
You are on a quest for knowledge and life challenges.
You love to be curious and ask a ton of questions.
Since you know so much, you make for an interesting conversationalist.
Mentally alert, you can outwit almost anyone (and have fun doing it!).
Very introspective, you can be silently critical of others.
And your quiet nature makes it difficult for people to get to know you.
You see yourself as a philosopher, and you take everything philosophically.
Your main talent is expressing and communicating ideas.
Souls you are most compatible with: Hunter Soul and Visionary Soul What Kind of Soul Are You?
What Color Are You?
BLUES are motivated by INTIMACY, seek opportunities to genuinely connect with others, and need to be appreciated. They do everything with quality and are devoted and loyal friends and employers/employees. Whatever or whomever they commit to are their sole (and soul) focus. They love to serve and will give freely of themselves in order to nurture others lives.BLUES, however, do need to be understood. They have distinct preferences and occasionally the somewhat controlling (but always fair) personality of a confident leader. Their code of ethics is remarkably strong and they expect others to live honest, committed lives as well. They enjoy sharing meaningful moments in conversation as well as remembering special life events (i.e., birthdays and anniversaries). BLUES are dependable, thoughtful, nurturing, and can also be self-righteous, a bit worry-prone, and emotionally intense. They are like sainted pit-bulls who never let go of something once they are committed. When you deal with a BLUE, be sincere, make an effort to truly understand them, and truly appreciate them.
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I always get blue when I take these color tests. So, I guess, for better or for worse, this is really what I'm like.
It's about time I do one of these. Considering this is one of my favorite tunes, I'll agree. Despite the cheese factor.
What Dave Matthews Band Song Are You (Results Contain Pictures)?
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How to make a jessica lynn
Ingredients:
1 part intelligence
3 parts arrogance
5 parts beauty
Method:
Stir together in a glass tumbler with a salted rim. Add a little lustfulness if desired!
Username:

Personality cocktail
From Go-Quiz.com
Only one part intelligence? Dude, what??

You are The Moon

Hope, expectation, Bright promises.

The Moon is a card of magic and mystery - when prominent you know that nothing is as it seems, particularly when it concerns relationships. All logic is thrown out the window.

The Moon is all about visions and illusions, madness, genius and poetry. This is a card that has to do with sleep, and so with both dreams and nightmares. It is a scary card in that it warns that there might be hidden enemies, tricks and falsehoods. But it should also be remembered that this is a card of great creativity, of powerful magic, primal feelings and intuition. You may be going through a time of emotional and mental trial; if you have any past mental problems, you must be vigilant in taking your medication but avoid drugs or alcohol, as abuse of either will cause them irreparable damage. This time however, can also result in great creativity, psychic powers, visions and insight. You can and should trust your intuition.

What Tarot Card are You?
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You Are 80% Indie
You're a very indie person, and admit it, you look down a little on people who strive to be normal.
You'll indulge in a little mainstream pop culture every now and then. But for you, anything not indie is a guilty pleasure! How Indie Are You?
no surprise there.

The Keys to Your Heart
You are attracted to good manners and elegance.
In love, you feel the most alive when things are straight-forward, and you're told that you're loved.
You'd like to your lover to think you are stylish and alluring.
You would be forced to break up with someone who was insecure and in constant need of reassurance.
Your ideal relationship is lasting. You want a relationship that looks to the future... one you can grow with.
Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment.
You think of marriage as something precious. You'll treasure marriage and treat it as sacred.
In this moment, you think of love as commitment. Love only works when both people are totally devoted. What Are The Keys To Your Heart?
not bad, but I don't know about the stylish and alluring bit. Ok, maybe the alluring bit is true.
Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||| 30%
Stability |||||||||||| 43%
Orderliness |||||||||||||||| 66%
Accommodation |||||||||||| 43%
Interdependence |||||||||||| 43%
Intellectual |||||||||||| 43%
Mystical |||||||||||||| 56%
Artistic |||||||||||||||| 70%
Religious || 10%
Hedonism |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Materialism |||||||||||| 43%
Narcissism |||||||||||| 50%
Adventurousness |||||||||||| 43%
Work ethic |||||||||||||| 56%
Self absorbed |||||||||||| 50%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||||| 56%
Need to dominate |||||| 30%
Romantic |||||||||||||| 56%
Avoidant |||||||||||| 43%
Anti-authority |||||||||||| 43%
Wealth |||| 16%
Dependency |||||| 23%
Change averse |||||||||||||||| 63%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||| 56%
Individuality |||||||||||||||| 63%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||| 50%
Physical security |||||||||||||| 56%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||| 50%
Histrionic |||||||||| 36%
Paranoia |||||||||||||| 56%
Vanity |||||||||||||||| 63%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||||| 56%
Female cliche |||||||||||||| 56% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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Maybe I should erase my whole profile, and just keep this, because it's pretty accurate. Only I don't know what the female cliche bit is about. I think it's because I said I like to wear make up. Whatever.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Interesting people that can hold conversation about the important things: books, movies, and music. Or kittens.
And hey, if you like going to museums and looking at old things, we should talk. I've been here too long, in my opinion, to have stayed in Athens this whole time. I'd like to find a travelling partner who wants to skip around to the archaeological sites in Attica and maybe even pop down to the Peloponnese a couple times. I want to take in all the Bronze Age pottery I can.
I'd like to find people to hang out with and do stuff. That's pretty much the most basic summary you could ever ask for. Interesting people who like getting out of the house and wandering around, and who won't turn weird and flake out on you. I don't need any more flakey folk in my life, thanks.
I like boys with facial hair and blue eyes, that read a lot and listen to stupid amounts of music. If you play the guitar, or god help me, the drums, then forget it, I'm already lusting over you.
More generally, I like people with a witty, quirky, nervous sense of humor, with a twinge of the macabre and a hint of the x rated. If you've seen the US version of the Office, I'd like to meet someone like Jim, in a nutshell. What a doll. And if you look like Jesus, that would be awesome, since I, apparently, have a Jesus-fetish. I guess the Romans aren't the only ones who want to nail Jesus.
going to hell for that, right?
Also, the tall drink of water thing.

I'd like to meet a broken boy with a broken soul, and a broken voice, so that we could put each other's pieces back together again. yar.

My Blog

"zodiac witchery"

I stumbled upon this website this evening: http://taurus.rashi12.com/Taurus_Woman/ Which is half in English and half in Bangladeshi. Read whichever you are most comfortable with, mkay?   I am alw...
Posted by on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 14:18:00 GMT

Top five books

This list is by no means finite, as most of these (save for the first two) will vary depending on my mood.1. Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, by the good Doctor T.2. High Fidelity, by Nick Hornby.3. Th...
Posted by on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 11:34:00 GMT

self evident

I had forgotten until today how much I adore this song by Ani Difranco. She was ballsy enough to write this at a time when it wasn't hip to hate W., and even ballsier to perform this at Carnegie Hall ...
Posted by on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 11:27:00 GMT

Top five movies...

Desert island style: 1. Pulp Fiction 2. The Big Lebowski 3. High Fidelity 4. Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas 5. The Princess Bride Honorable Mention: Hush Hush Sweet Charlotte     edit: Oh no...
Posted by on Sat, 18 Nov 2006 13:31:00 GMT