I'M INTO ASTROLOGY, NUMEROLOGY, TAROT, MUSIC THEORY, HISTORY, AND OF COURSE, SEXOKAY, I'M GETTING REALLY FED UP WITH THE AUTOMATED FAKE PROFILES, THE WEBCAM-GIRLS, AND THE VARIOUS BULLSHIT ARTISTS WHO SEND ME ADD REQUESTS. YOU BETTER HAVE REAL PICTURES, REAL FRIENDS, AND REAL COMMENTS FROM THE REAL FRIENDS OR I'LL HIT "DENY", "MARK AS SPAM" OR BOTH!..
My ideal woman has dark hair, dark eyes, a voluptuous build, a large sexual appetite, and talent in music, poetry, visual, or performing arts. Virgos and Scorpios are definitely preferred. HOWEVER, I'm open minded enough to consider attractive women who don't exactly fit that mold. Women in their early 20's are my favorites...but I'll consider anyone up to about 45. If you think I'm attractive and this profile intrigues you, hit me back!
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My main listening interests are modern jazz and fusion. As my playlist suggests, I also appreciate contemporary classical, Indian carnatic, Brazilian, Progressive Rock, Classic Rock, Metal, and Old-School Funk. The only styles which don't appeal to me are Grunge, RAP, and certain Country...
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I'd rather go to a good chick-flick. What can I say!? Women like movies that are about friends, romance, and relationships. Men like movies about explosions. I don't want to pay $10 to watch things explode for two hours-DOH!
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I'm into the Hills and Laguna Beach. I'll also give Maui Fever an honorable-mention. There's nothing like laughing at the antics of the gel-heads and gumpoppers! I also like Two-a-days, Gilmore Girls, Pimp My Ride...I'm all over the map. My secret passion is British humor. I can't get enough Monty Python, Absolutely Fabulous, Alexei Sayle, etc.
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Nicolas Slonimsky Thesaurus of Scales and Melodic Patterns Vincent Persichetti's 20th Century Harmony Mick Goodrick's The Advancing Guitarist
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Guitar:Allan Holdsworth, Frank Gambale, Scott Henderson, Bill Connors, Pat MartinoBass:Jaco Pastorius and Jeff BerlinKeyboards:Herbie Hancock, Aydin Esen, Art Tatum, McCoy Tyner, Larry Young, Chick Corea, Ritchie Beirach, Jan Hammer, Rod ArgentDrums:Billy Cobham, Lenny White, Narada Michael Walden, Tony Williams, Jack DeJohnette, Elvin Jones, Zakir HussainTenor Sax:Mike Brecker, Bob Mintzer, Bob Berg, Joe Henderson, Joe FarrellTrumpet:Theodore "Fats" Navarro, Freddie Hubbard, Woody Shaw, Bill Chase, Randy BreckerComposers: Bartok, Hindemith, Stravinsky, Britten, Ives, Schoenberg, Webern, Berg etc.Arrangers: Claus Ogerman, Bob Mintzer, Randy Brecker, Vince Mendoza etc.
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Eric
Birthday: January 9
Birthplace: Troy,NY
Current Location: Center Brunswick,NY
Eye Color: Hazel
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5'9"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Mixed
The Shoes You Wore Today: Black Converse All-Stars
Your Weakness: Dark and sultry beauties
Your Fears: Obscurity
Your Perfect Pizza: Mushroom
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Play more jazz in clubs
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: LOL
Thoughts First Waking Up: Coffee!
Your Best Physical Feature: Eyes
Your Bedtime: 11:00
Your Most Missed Memory: Happy family life
Pepsi or Coke: Samuel Smith Nut Brown Ale
McDonalds or Burger King: Popeyes
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Yes
Do you Smoke: Yes
Do you Swear: Yes
Do you Sing: I let my guitar do the singing...
Do you Shower Daily: Yes
Have you Been in Love: Sometimes bad things happen to good people
Do you want to go to College: Been there, done that
Do you want to get Married: Been there, did that, too!
Do you belive in yourself: Sure
Do you get Motion Sickness: No
Do you think you are Attractive: Yes, but time is running out
Are you a Health Freak: No
Do you get along with your Parents: Not exactly
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes
Do you play an Instrument: At every opportunity!
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes
In the past month have you Smoked: Yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Better luck next month!
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: That's a great idea!
In the past month have you been on Stage: No
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: It's November! DOH!
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No
Ever been Drunk: Yes
Ever been called a Tease: No
Ever been Beaten up: No
Ever Shoplifted: Yes
How do you want to Die: In bed with my shoes off
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Self-sufficient
What country would you most like to Visit: Germany
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Brown
Favourite Hair Color: Brown
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height: 5'7"
Weight: 110-130
Best Clothing Style: Tastefully revealing
Number of Drugs I have taken: 5
Number of CDs I own: 500
Number of Piercings: 1
Number of Tattoos: 0 (I may get two next year)
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 3
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