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Mabby

I am here for Friends

About Me

Coming from a past of anxiety, I strive towards mellowness in as many aspects of my life as I can, which is one, though not the only, reason I like marijuana as much as I do. Some people might see me as lazy, vulgar, or sloppy; however, these people are jerks. I'm imaginative and optimistic, and a fucking sharp dresser. My goal of being happy all the time has caused me enjoy lots of little things, like how nice a town looks as it passes by the window of your car, or the satisfaction of nail-biting. My favorite hobbies, save for reading, involve creation, like playing music or making my own jewelry.

My Interests

Music: listening to and adoring it, playing drums, piano, and recorder, and dreaming about becoming the biggest chick in rock n' roll since Joplin. Next comes literature, the English language, anime, and damn near everything having to do with arts and crafts

I'd like to meet:

If you can put up with girls with a penchant for rambling, singing to themselves, and coffee-feuled weed smoking, then you're a friend of mine.

Music:

Gram Parsons (Flying Burrito Brothers, too, by association), Loretta Lynn, The Beatles, The Staple Singers (especially that Mavis), Tammy Wynette, Tom Petty, George Jones, Janis Joplin, Amy Winehouse, Elvis Costello, ABBA, Led Zeppelin, Neil Young, Grateful Dead, Hank Williams, The Band, Leon Russell, The Who, Al Green, Bob Dylan, Sex Pistols, Nirvana, T. Rex, my big brother Bryce

Movies:

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Kill Bill Vol. 1 (Vol. 2 is cool and all, but man, Vol. 1...) Akira, Yellow Submarine, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, This Is Spinal Tap, been digging lots of Westerns lately

Television:

Fooly Cooly, The Upright Citizen's Brigade, Monty Python's Flying Circus, Mystery Science Theater 3000, any of those "World's Most Somethingest Something" specials (I like spectacles!)

Books:

Catch-22, Heart of Darkness, Beowulf, On the Geneology of Morals, The Republic, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, VALIS

Heroes:

Brother Bryce, Loretta Lynn, Tom Petty, Clint Eastwood, Mavis Staples, John Bonham, and former high school teachers Mr. Foreman, Mrs. Wilson, and Mrs. Sarah "The Zamboni" Jarrett

My Blog

Braces: The Wave of the Future!

I've made up my mind once and for all:  I'm going for it.  I'm gonna get me a gnarly set of braces, and I'm gonna rock that shit hard. Just imagine it....Mallory with straight teeth!  I...
Posted by Mabby on Sat, 21 Jun 2008 10:24:00 PST

I take it back.

I don't miss Rahshad at all.  Fuck him, he's a shithead. Yeah, I knew it all along, but I'm a fucking sentimentalist.  It's too easy for me to look back on "the good times" that weren't real...
Posted by Mabby on Wed, 18 Jun 2008 09:34:00 PST

Can you guess why I got out of bed at 4:30 am today?

To play the Sims, duh!! I need to fit in as much quality playing time as I can before going to work.  Even now I'm trying to figure out the last time I called off sick, trying to decided whether ...
Posted by Mabby on Mon, 16 Jun 2008 05:04:00 PST

Video game addiction strikes again (as well as an unexpected painful memory)!

Of course sooner or later I was going to find a big ol' stack of The Sims for Windows just hanging around in someone's yard sale.  Of course I was going to buy them all! Though my little splurge ...
Posted by Mabby on Mon, 16 Jun 2008 05:59:00 PST

What holds me back:

Project: Write A Song is taking place. You know, I can't write songs, and this pisses me off tremendously.  Without this skill cultivated and placed firmly beneath my belt, I don't feel like I ca...
Posted by Mabby on Sat, 14 Jun 2008 08:42:00 PST

In love with the world

I feel like Lazarus, stretching his legs and yawning as he stumbles back to life.  I've been on such a short leash, and I've finally been able to wriggle free and go off on my own...not to be on ...
Posted by Mabby on Wed, 11 Jun 2008 07:42:00 PST

Must...find......Alka-Seltzer....

I just made myself a bowl of cookie dough like it were friggin' cereal.  It wasn't really that good (I'm not going to use measuring cups, that's just more shit to wash) but I'll be damned if I di...
Posted by Mabby on Mon, 02 Jun 2008 07:19:00 PST

Why can’t I live alone?

I'll tell you why:  Because I'm a fucking scaredy-cat! I just now finished a nearly seven-minute inspection of all my house after stepping out to get something from my car.  The whole time, ...
Posted by Mabby on Sun, 01 Jun 2008 10:15:00 PST

It’s okay to come out now.

It's pretty clear to me now that I've been running away from something for a very long time now.  Not that I've really gotten anywhere in that way you can show someone and say "Hey look! &nb...
Posted by Mabby on Fri, 30 May 2008 08:38:00 PST

My name is Mallory, and I’m an alcoholic.

It's finally happened. I got drunk while watching Woody Allen movies and anime at Bryce's house.  And, of course, I felt confident in my ability to operate a vehicle and get myself home at a reas...
Posted by Mabby on Tue, 18 Sep 2007 07:49:00 PST