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They Call Me Huey...

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

I'd like to believe I'm a simple guy, But That's not quite true. I try my best to keep an open mind, and sometimes that's not easy. Other times, it's damn near impossible. I have learned that it is okay to not give a damn what other people think of me. I'm a pervert? Damn. I'm an asshole? Deal. I'm a funny motherfucker? Why thank you, how've you been lately? I try to regard everyone the way I wish to be regarded, unless I don't give a crap about you, then I try to stay away from you. Peace is always desirable, but If you screw with my house, my wallet, or my family(and my friends are an integral part of my family), make no mistake, I WILL be in your face. Women are to be cherished, worshipped, desired, and respected as well. I know I come off like a pervert, and to those women who I leave that impression with, I apologize. I almost never wish to offend.(Call bullshit if you like, but those who know me can attest, if I want to offend someone, I'm much more likely to say or do something malicious and direct.)
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Tom "Huey" Chapman
Birthday: June 6, 1977
Birthplace: Kaiser Walnut Creek, Ca.
Current Location: Concord, Ca
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 6 Ft.
Right Handed or Left Handed: Left
Your Heritage: Scot, Irish, English, German, Italian a few others
The Shoes You Wore Today: Hiking Boots
Your Weakness: Gravity
Your Fears: going through life alone
Your Perfect Pizza: extra cheese and meat
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Find a woman who is worth it... or lose 50 lbs.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Im? don't use it.
Thoughts First Waking Up: shit!!! LEAVE ME ALONE!!!
Your Best Physical Feature: My facial expresions
Your Bedtime: Whenever I'm Good and Ready to go to Sleep
Your Most Missed Memory: If I knew what it was, it wouldn't be missed!
Pepsi or Coke: pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger King
Single or Group Dates: I haven't really dated.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: either.
Chocolate or Vanilla: either.
Cappuccino or Coffee: neither.
Do you Smoke: yes
Do you Swear: shit yeah
Do you Sing: quite well, actually
Do you Shower Daily: Yes
Have you Been in Love: yes
Do you want to go to College: yes
Do you want to get Married: somsday
Do you belive in yourself: yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: yes
Are you a Health Freak: no
Do you get along with your Parents: kind of
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes
Do you play an Instrument: yes
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes
In the past month have you Smoked: yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs:
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yes
In the past month have you been on Stage: yes
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: hell no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: good times...
Ever been called a Tease: no
Ever been Beaten up: not for years
Ever Shoplifted: yes
How do you want to Die: heroically
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: cool
What country would you most like to Visit: scotland
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Doesn't matter
Favourite Hair Color: Doesn't matter
Short or Long Hair: Doesn't matter
Height: Shorter than me
Weight: don't care
Best Clothing Style: Doesn't matter
Number of Drugs I have taken: less than 10
Number of CDs I own: 100+
Number of Piercings: 0
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: too many to list
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My Interests

Football (the american kind), computer gaming, driving, NASCAR, PS2, Need for Speed, Humor, Alcohol (it lets me make money...), Women, TV, Movies, Xbox, and what happened the year i was born...
In 1977 (the year Huey was born)
Jimmy Carter becomes president of the US

Most of the 10,000 Vietnam War draft evaders are pardoned by President Carter

Singer Anita Bryant starts her "Save Me a Piece of Cheesecake " crusade against dessert hogs

Elvis Presley dies in his Graceland bathroom

Congress creates a Department of Energy

Anwar Sadat flies to Jerusalem in a dramatic gesture of willingness to discuss peace

Orlando Bloom, Shakira, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Liv Tyler, and Ludacris are born

New York Yankees win the World Series

Oakland Raiders win Superbowl XI

In Hockey, oh, really, who gives a damn about the Stanley Cup?

Swedish music group ABBA passes The Beatles as having most records sold

Star Wars is the top grossing film

The Shining by Stephen King is published

"You Light Up My Life" by Debby Boone spends the most time at the top of the US charts

Three's Company premieres
What Happened the Year You Were Born?
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I'd like to meet:

Just about all of Hollywood's glitterati. Anyone intelligent, but then again, stupidity in all of its forms is fun to laugh and point at, so I guess I'll just move through life and meet whoever I meet.

Which Princess Bride Character are You?
this quiz was made by mysti

Music:

Aerosmith, AC/DC, Eric "God" Clapton, Marvin Gaye, Barry " The God of Booty" White, Willie Nelson, Tim McGraw, Big'NRich, Reba, Cledus T. Judd, Many Others

Movies:

I like so many movies it would take me forever to list them all. Lets just say, When I go to a theater, I want a good ride. I want my popcorn, I want my huge soda, and i ESPECIALLY want to forget about all the money I just spent to ecape from reality for 90 freakin' minutes!!! I want action, humor, make me tremble with exitement, then I'll be happy.

Television:

CSI(Las Vegas, NY, and Miami), Smallville, without a Trace, Seven Days, Stargate Sg-1, Stargate Atlantis, Battlestar Galactica, ER, NYPD Blue, The Law & Order Shows, Homicide: Life on the Streets, Star Trek (TOS, TNG, DS9, VOY, and Enterprise), Family Guy, Futurama, Teen Titans, Static Shock, Spike TV, Adult Swim, Nash Bridges, Kojak

Books:

Robert Jordan's Wheel of Time series, Harry Potter, Star Trek, William C. Dietz, Stephen King, Dr. Seuss, Shel Silverstein, Harry Blackstone Copperfield Dresden

Heroes:

People who have died in the line of duty. My Late Grandfather. My Living Grandfather. Anyone who sees something wrong and says, "No. Something needs to be done about that." My co-workers. My Bosses. (Can you tell I love my job?)

My Blog

my celebrity lookalikes!!!

WHAT THE HELL??? ANNA NICOLE???...
Posted by They Call Me Huey... on Sun, 20 May 2007 03:14:00 PST

Women on the verge of frying my last good brain cell

Women, please, Please, PLEASE have some sense of self worth. I cannot tell you how many women I know who choose to stay with their idiot boyfriend who treats them like garbage simply because he's "hot...
Posted by They Call Me Huey... on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 07:13:00 PST

Cliff Clavin is the MAN!!!!

As quoted from Cliff Clavin, the mailman on "Cheers", A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that ...
Posted by They Call Me Huey... on Tue, 20 Jun 2006 03:05:00 PST

HOLY FREAKIN CRAP! I MADE IT TO 29!!!!

Don't ask me how, but I managed to survive another year. I'm still employed (and at the same job, no less!!) and Things are getting better. Here's to another year!!!
Posted by They Call Me Huey... on Wed, 07 Jun 2006 04:44:00 PST

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!

YAY! I'm 28! Its official! Although, I gotta admit, i thought I'd feel different about this sort of thing... y'know, I thought there'd be... well... more. And I thought I'd have done more with my life...
Posted by They Call Me Huey... on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Very Interesting...

Your brain: 100% interpersonal, 100% visual, 140% verbal, and 60% mathematical! Congratulations on being 400% smart! Actually, on my test, everyone is. The above score breaks down what kind o...
Posted by They Call Me Huey... on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Life's Little Lessons

If you had told me three months ago that I would be interested in karaoke now, I would have asked you why you werent sharing your obviously excellent drugs... and then it happened. Oh, it was simp...
Posted by They Call Me Huey... on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

woah...

guess I shouldnt be too surprised, but for some reason it took me 5 minutes to get over the initial shock of seeing my ex (jenn) on myspace. wonder if I should contact her... not that it's a particula...
Posted by They Call Me Huey... on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Holy Crap is this city flat!...

I never thought I'd EVER say this, but I miss my little shithole of a town. Ah, Concord, with your sickly smell of civilization, the everpresent wail of police sirens, the constant threat of being run...
Posted by They Call Me Huey... on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I read this and I liked it, call me sappy, but it sounds nice...

"Do Not Weep" by Mary E. Frye (1932) Do not stand at my grave and weep. I am not there, I do not sleep. I am a thousand winds that blow. I am the diamond glints on snow. I am the sunlight on ripened ...
Posted by They Call Me Huey... on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST