Anal Salad

I had a cheeseboard with thirty different cheeses on it this morning, for breakfast. This is obviously highly irregular, as normally I only have around twenty-five kinds. As you can imagine this led to all kinds of surreal day dreams, some of which involved anal croutons.In the paper was an interesting article about a group of paedophiles, who had taken advantage of a recent 2 for 1 offer on day trips to the coast with reputable company Tourpedos. Before long they were set upon and killed by a militant band of protestors against the use of under-tested medicines on young children, who apparently thought they were a coach-load of pediatricians. A simple misunderstanding.

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