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Jazz E Joel

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Here is a little poem thats you should read.

This is a song for the ladies
But fellas listen closely
You don’t always have to fuck her hard
In fact sometimes that’s not right to do
Sometimes you’ve got to make some love
And fuckin give her some smoochies too
Sometimes ya got to squeeze
Sometimes you’ve got to say please
Sometime you’ve got to say hey
I’m gonna Fuck you softly
I’m gonna screw you gently
I’m gonna hump you sweetly
I’m gonna ball you discreetly
And then you say hey I bought you flowersThat was the mighty words of JACK BLACK & KYLE GASS form TENACIOUS D

My Interests


VIDEO:Tenacious D - Fuck Her Gently
Fuck her Gently by tenacious D

Free Games :: Myspace Layouts

VIDEO: Jack Black in Lords of the Rings movie!!!

I'd like to meet:

Here is a little poem thats you should read.

This is a song for the ladies
But fellas listen closely
You don’t always have to fuck her hard
In fact sometimes that’s not right to do
Sometimes you’ve got to make some love
And fuckin give her some smoochies too
Sometimes ya got to squeeze
Sometimes you’ve got to say please
Sometime you’ve got to say hey
I’m gonna Fuck you softly
I’m gonna screw you gently
I’m gonna hump you sweetly
I’m gonna ball you discreetly
And then you say hey I bought you flowers
I think I got somethin in my teeth
Could you get it out for me
That’s fuckin teamwork
Whats your favorite posish?
That’s cool with me
Its not my favorite
But I’ll do it for you
Whats your favorite dish?
Im not gonna cook it
But ill order it from Zanzibar
And then I’m gonna love you completely
And then I’ll fuckin fuck you discreetly
And then I’ll fucking bone you completely
But then I’m gonna fuck you hard
Hard
That was the mighty words of JACK BLACK & KYLE GASS form TENACIOUS D

I would like to meet Bret HIT MAN Hart from the usa pro wrestling seenAlso JACK BLACK form KUNG FU PANDER and THE GREATEST BAND IN HISTORY TENACIOUS D

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MySpace Movie Posters

Music:


I like Oz bands Area 7 And spiderbait and any thing top 40 also THE GREATEST BAND IN HISTORY Tenacious D

Movies:

I love any kind of films but there is some click flicks I dont like

Television:

I love Spongbob and The Simpsons

Books:

I dont read a lot but when I do it Pro Wrestling books and movie books or mags

Heroes:

Bret 'HIT MAN' Hart Also JACK BLACK


You Are Gonzo the Great
"Is something burning in here? Oh, it's just me."
You're a total nutball who will do anything for attention.
The first to take a dare, you'll pull almost any stunt.
You're one weird looking creature, but your chickens don't mind! The Muppet Personality Test

My Blog

our new Ewok!!!

Sorry I mean our new Puppy!!Me and Jo just got a new Puppy last Tuesday it's an 8 week old Moodle (Maltese X Poodle) he's so cute! he's name is Hunter.Jo called me at work and asked me if we can get a...
Posted by Jazz E Joel on Fri, 29 Feb 2008 01:41:00 PST

ARMAGEDDON EXPO 14-10-07

Today was fun because me and my wife when to the Armageddon Expo and i got to meet one of my all time favorite wrestlers Rob Van Dam (RVD) and got to get a photo of Sabu Also i got to meet Neil Kaplan...
Posted by Jazz E Joel on Sun, 14 Oct 2007 05:53:00 PST

TWE TRIP + RESULTS

Hey my wife Jo and I have just got back from the TWE show in Warrnambool and now I just wont to hop into bed and sleep but I thought I would write this first We...
Posted by Jazz E Joel on Sun, 07 Jan 2007 03:11:00 PST

TWE AND STUFF

I haven't done this for a long time so if this sounds like shit let me know, but here goes anyway! My wife and I are heading down to the First TWE - Total Wrestling Entertainment for 2007 and it ...
Posted by Jazz E Joel on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 05:28:00 PST

Next DWX Show

The next Dwx show DOVETON DOMINATION SATURDAY NOVEMBER 11TH Doveton Learning Center, Oak Ave Doveton Doors Open 7:00 PM, Show Starts 8:00pmTo Book Tickets call (03) 9793 1154 On this show you will see...
Posted by Jazz E Joel on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 09:10:00 PST

Results for Benalla & Kilmore

Hey here r the results for Benalla & Kilmore Benalla 22nd sep Ricky Diamond def LSD Vixen & Desire went to a no contest due to Blade/Lockie interfernce Lockie def Joey Russel Jnr Lockie def S...
Posted by Jazz E Joel on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 01:23:00 PST

DWX SHOWS!

Hey this is my first Blog I Hope you al like it I would like to tell eveyone that DWX had there first show last month and it was great to see all the guys back and doing what thay like to do best. And...
Posted by Jazz E Joel on Sun, 17 Sep 2006 07:27:00 PST