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greetings my little goatlings. tis your dark lord the goatman speaking. i hail from joliet (in case you missed it by my striking photo). i am a lover of video games, movies, death metal, white sox baseball, and of course, pooping. i play on the mighty Wolfman's softball team every monday night where i dominate your face with stellar 2nd baseman skills. i work at Menard's in Crest Hill where i am in a constant state of wanting to punch lazy ass co-workers in the neck and shred their torso's in a badger-like frenzy. i live in a condo with my beloved little peanut and our two pitbulls, Lily and Rambo. i am an 8 year veteran of the United States Army where i was an Infantryman. basically i trained for 8 years to kill the enemy wherever he may be. do not mess with me. i also baked a cake once. it was pretty good.BEST FUCKING SONG EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Borknagar
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Posted by on Mon, 12 Jan 2009 16:21:00 GMT

jesus christ, its been awhile

here's a few tidbits and facts that have been going on since my last blog.......whenever the fuck that was.-suzanne and i won some sorta thing that was on an ad from the nissan dealership.  we ha...
Posted by on Tue, 28 Oct 2008 00:18:00 GMT

Amon Amarth Bobble Heads!!!!

so i pre-ordered Amon Amarth's new album.  not content with simply getting the album itself (which will no doubt kick everyone's goddamn throat out) i decided to splurge a bit and get the big ass...
Posted by on Sat, 09 Aug 2008 13:10:00 GMT

a little of this, and alot of that...

gar, tis been awhile since my last report.  let's see what's been happening in my ever so eventful life.  come along won't you?1.  The Wolfman's have hit a bit of a rocky path as of lat...
Posted by on Sat, 12 Jul 2008 08:36:00 GMT

A good day to die

This is the first day amongst a stream of many that i can truely classify as a pretty goddamned good day.  here’s the breakdown of badassery:1.  I got my Federal Tax returns in the oth...
Posted by on Tue, 25 Mar 2008 17:49:00 GMT

Top whatevers

I've become inspired as of late to make my own Top lists.  Mostly for my own amusement, but hey, if it amuses others as well then that's okay to me.  So i present to you, the reader(s), my ...
Posted by on Tue, 11 Mar 2008 08:13:00 GMT

quite the shitty week

so i came down with a sort of debilitating plague this week.  i actually had to call off of work on wednesday and thursday cause of this rather harsh sickness spreading around.  my brain fel...
Posted by on Sat, 23 Feb 2008 05:30:00 GMT

john fucking rambo!

new Rambo flick is most entertaining.  he blows away more chinks in one scene then most people will ever do in their pathetic lives.  he also decapitates another, guts one, and tears the thr...
Posted by on Sat, 26 Jan 2008 16:34:00 GMT

i am the proud owner of Rock Band....

    and its a fun game.  don't care much for most of the songs (they sound like a bunch of crappy alternative/punk refuse vomited up from the Generic Song Factory).  and you k...
Posted by on Sat, 12 Jan 2008 12:08:00 GMT

begun this vacation has...

so i've been on vacation since this past saturday.  just got home from being in Cleveland all weekend a couple hours ago.  flew out there on saturday and then drove home today.  went to...
Posted by on Mon, 17 Dec 2007 19:20:00 GMT