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About Me

I do about four things in life - play poker, practice martial arts, work out, and play poker............................I have some serious writing skills and penned a few books, I'm nasty with a pen and a pad----and poker chips and some cards for that matter...it's kinda hot having superior intellect...my mom likes me without a beard cuz she says it makes me look more Italian...Sunday = pasta for dinner...coffee is good...females are jealous of my eye lashes...my back often hurts...I give to children's charities...I'm mad lazy but I get shit done...I got some Hwa Rang Do tattoos...Milk is my drink of choice...Backstreet Boys for life!!!!...I'm really bored right now...word...I like to randomly catch people with the Ric Flair chop...my dog drops some really nasty farts...I agree with Garfield on the lasagna tip...I was given the name The Dynamite Kid by the community of poker players and dealers at the World Series of Poker...Panda bears are ill...i'm silly so don't take me seriously; except for when I tell you that I'm one of the best poker players you will ever come across...You can't run with the wolves at night if you spend all day playing with the puppies...~ Psalm 23:4 ~...

My Interests

Martial Arts - Hwa Rang Do, working out, writing, and a lot of poker...I drink milk like that shit is about to be extinct...I play some video games...

I'd like to meet:

Pikachu--that motherfucker owes me 26 dollars...and maybe Judge Judy cuz it kinda looks like she knows how to handle some business in that good handling business kinda way...and Patrick Swayze cuz he had that line from back in the day "Nobody puts baby in the corner"...and I want to meet Al Bundy so we can talk about life...I kinda wanna meet Sagat from Street Fighter so I can spar him, I mean I like fighting taller guys so I can catch them in the head with my blindspot chopkick...I'd buy Nick Lachey a drink on some camaraderie type shit...I'd marry Rachel Ray if she asked me cuz she's got mad loot and can cook like a motherfucker...

Music:

Wu-Tang Clan...Shyheim's records...the Rocky soundtrack is mad underrated by the way...I can't even lie man, there's some decent church songs - One Bread One Body is kinda tight...the greatest song of all-time is obviously Boroughs Collide...obviously...I guess I should say 2nd Reality is the best band ever cuz a friend of mine is in it, I mean he did invite me to his bachelor party...but for real Frank Sinatra is the man...

Movies:

Any martial arts flick or mob flick...and the greatest movie of all time "The Secret of Hwa Rang Do"...and some other random things like Memento and most Batman flicks...too many to name really...Pokemon dropped a lot of serious knowledge...Big Trouble in Little China is probably the most underrated movie of all-time...some good Anime...Rounders.................Leprechaun in the Hood has to be watched by everyone...horror movies are where it's at really, especially the mad booty ones...all Tarantino stuff...every Arnold movie out there...

Television:

The Wire, 24, Sopranos, Rescue Me, The Shield, Family Guy, all Batman cartoons...deeze nuts...sportscenter...MXC is kinda funny as hell...also some good Anime...obviously poker shows...

Books:

Comic books...The Bible...Machiavelli...The Art of War...Tao of Jeet Kune Do...Poker books...The Pitching Art...The Science of Hitting...King Arthur...Mob books...biographies...the books I write are good as hell man...

Heroes:

Batman...and the Golden Girls cuz them's my bitches...I heard Blanche wanted it...and the one guy that is a hero to all males, Scott Baio - the illest nigga alive - although I think Derek Jeter is creeping on his status...Arnold is numero uno...

My Blog

Psalm 23:4

"Yea though I walk through the valley of death, I will fear no evil: for Thou art with me; Thy rod and Thy staff they comfort me."
Posted by The Dynamite Kid on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 08:21:00 PST

Footprints...

One night a man had a dream. He dreamedhe was walking along the beach with the LORD.Across the sky flashed scenes from his life. For each scene he noticed two sets of footprints in the sand: one belon...
Posted by The Dynamite Kid on Wed, 19 Apr 2006 08:57:00 PST