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About Me


My name is Michelle and this is what that means
M - Modern
I - Innocent
C - Comical
H - Happy
E - Exotic
L - Loving
L - Laid back
E - Easy to fall in love with!
You hear that... I'm easy to fall in love with...yup yup yup...
i absolutely love photos i have more then 5000 photos all up and i love them all....whenever i remember something i remember it in a photo slide show...that's why my site is covered in them
Photos thanx to me!..yay go me!!!
only thing i love about me is my funnyness....o i love my eyes too...i got real lookers.
i can't talk to hot guys at all, i get the shakes and Nauseous i can't help it...but now if i like em...normally its worse haha... although i can talk to a few hotties haha...
i love tequila!!! love it love it love it....i also love smirnof double black but someone drank all mine :(
My favourite saying is "why you gotta waste my flavour?... Dam!" i love it sooo funny garanteed to make anyone laugh...i can remember who said it and in what movie too...seth green in cant hardly wait...And "yea baby i know it!"...fukin love it...thanx to bender from futurama hahahaha....
why you gotta waste my flavour...dam
Garanteed!!!
i am a bi-sexual....this means i am not confused bout my sexuality, i believe in soulmates whether it be a female or whether it be a male...that and chicks are hot... my prefernce is guys though...i couldn't handle a chick for long...
I have a female cat called Herculese.... *note it's spelt different so it can be a girls name!!! i also have another cat called Demon i called him that becos when he getz mad his eye twitches...koolest thing ive ever seen
i am the biggest fan of wrestling, and no one can say anything to make that change
I love to muck around...jus stir shit up make a mess and see what happens...
I drive a ford futura...the best car ever because it's a FORD!!! and it's ALL mine!!!
I am afraid of sharks they are my biggest fear... and this is why!...
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My alter-ego

John Cena - "You want some...Come get some!"
Shia Laboeuf - plays sam witwikky in Transformers
Bumble bee - why not ay!

I wanna dance with Comlumbus Short

and Robert Hoffman

and i totally wanna meet this guy...
ladies and gents... Larry the cable guy... or for all you who dont know him.... mater (from cars come on ppl)




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My Blog

Goin Out!

Last night was soo much fun!I had to work so i didnt get home til bout 8.30... i hate workin saturdays i do nothing all i have to do is be there so its really boring....matt tries to giv me job but i ...
Posted by on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 03:27:00 GMT

Last saturday

I went out not last sat but the sat before with kim and dave...they both crack me... we danced until like 4am.....they the only ones i can get to stay out that loong....haha everyone else leaves me to...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 05:20:00 GMT

The Past Week...

i went to the skatepark with brendon and claire...i took some pictures...we got there and i relised i forgot my memory card...only somethin i would do...not funny it actually happens to me all the tim...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 22:07:00 GMT

Crab Fest!!!

OH MY GOD first thing IS FIRST!!!! Karnivool KICK ASS!!!!!!!!!! and all those exclamations marks are needed...dam they were good and almost everyone there new the words and im like fuk i havnt ev...
Posted by on Sun, 18 Mar 2007 07:53:00 GMT

and when i woke

omg last night i had a dream and i woke up laughing...it was the best feeling ive had in a long time...(this includes the sex times) lol...i should say time...AHAHAAHAHAHAAH...dont laugh its not funny...
Posted by on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 04:31:00 GMT

Put your hands up for Detroit...I love this city!

Anyone who gets the title....WWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!and i thought my best weekend was the other weekend...lol...how good is the toucan when your drunk...lol...WWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!omg your mood can be...
Posted by on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 04:21:00 GMT

my fucking wicked weekend

Michelle Wooltorton had the BEST weekend of her godamm life...AHAHAHAHAHAHA my friends know why...and Renee your a lil gossip...telling graeme bout savanna...hahahahahaha...graeme i jus want you too k...
Posted by on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 06:09:00 GMT

wowzas

Hey everyone who is going to read this blog,wassup?i can no longer write anything bad about Graeme on here becos he found me....noooooooooooooooooo...hahahaha....so im talkin to this guy on here he ri...
Posted by on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 23:51:00 GMT

Heaven, a phone call away!

An American decided to write a book about famous churches around the world. So he bought a plane ticket and took a trip to Orlando, thinking that he would start by working his way across the USA from ...
Posted by on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 09:33:00 GMT

I dont know what to write here so i'm not going to write anything....except that...and that!

OK as it turns out i'm the world's worst drunk...i wish i could laugh but i am...ask ally vicki claire but most of all steve...i still am sorry bout that steve but thanx....ALOT......i went out to a w...
Posted by on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 09:26:00 GMT