"Friends¡¡¡I wish music would cease to exist. I wish Mahler's father had caught his son masturbating and given him such a blow on the ear that little Gustav became stone-deaf for life, unable to tell a drum from a violin. I wish that the electric current could be shut off from guitars and instead connected to chairs to which I would personally tie guitarists.""Friends¡¡¡I wish I were ten times more drunk than I am."... ..