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Dead Hooker

“There's only one thing worse than being a dead hooker, and that's being found with a dead hookerâ

About Me

Dead hookers are not a laughing matter. Well, they might be if they were wearing something silly like a fuzzy hat, but the truth is they are a real fact. I am here to raise awareness of the phenomena that is the dead hooker.
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My Interests

Dead hookers again. See the reasoning above. Now how did I become involved with dead hookers. I met them through a friend of course.

I'd like to meet:

Dead hookers of course for four distinct reason.1. They are cheaper than live hookers. 2. They never ask for a tip. 3. They are extremely limber. 4. They never make any disparaging comments about size or endurance or weird rashes.

Music:

Dead hookers never complain about the music you listen to.

Movies:

Dead hookers are happy to sit through anything, including "A Knight's Tale" and "The Quick and the Dead." I won't though.

Television:

Dead hookers will watch anything, except Dr. Phil. He makes them feel inadequate.

Books:

Dead hookers don't read. Neither do live hookers, unless you count the instructions on the condom package.

Heroes:

A dead hooker's hero is probably the girl from Angel, Avenging Angel, Angel 3, and the girl in I Spit on Your Grave that rises from her shallow grave to slaughter the bastards that raped and killed, although unsuccessfully, her.

My Blog

How many dead hookers can you stuff into a trunk?

That is the question.  The answer varies and often relies on a varying standard of measurement known as the dead hooker unit.  The dead hooker unit is the amount of mass an average dead hook...
Posted by Dead Hooker on Sun, 27 Aug 2006 11:45:00 PST