Dead hookers again. See the reasoning above. Now how did I become involved with dead hookers. I met them through a friend of course.
Dead hookers of course for four distinct reason.1. They are cheaper than live hookers. 2. They never ask for a tip. 3. They are extremely limber. 4. They never make any disparaging comments about size or endurance or weird rashes.
Dead hookers never complain about the music you listen to.
Dead hookers are happy to sit through anything, including "A Knight's Tale" and "The Quick and the Dead." I won't though.
Dead hookers will watch anything, except Dr. Phil. He makes them feel inadequate.
Dead hookers don't read. Neither do live hookers, unless you count the instructions on the condom package.
A dead hooker's hero is probably the girl from Angel, Avenging Angel, Angel 3, and the girl in I Spit on Your Grave that rises from her shallow grave to slaughter the bastards that raped and killed, although unsuccessfully, her.