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About Me

MyGen Profile Generator I'm just some random shmuck that sold out to myspace. I am a disgrace to myself and all who know me because of it.Anyways on the side I also update The Best Website in my Entire ZipCode and all of the rants on that page are contained on this site under the accursed term of "blog". It's a rant, not a blog. Blog's are like a diary that even the person who wrote it doesn't want to read. They're rants but Myspace doesn't allow me to call them that.This is also my way of sticking it to Geocities with their annoying pop up ads. Take that free-webhosting...oh wait....myspace is free too.....crap...

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Don't actually care. I'm not on myspace that often and I've got a freakin' awesome girl so I really don't need any of you other scrubs out there....no offense but if you knew her you would understand. SOOOOO anyways that's about it for this section.

My Blog

Learn to Spell Correctly

  Learn to Spell Correctly So a while back I wrote a note about l33t 5peak and how the internet makes you stupid. As if I need to present any proof, I figured I haven't written anything in almo...
Posted by on Sat, 19 Jan 2008 22:38:00 GMT

Another Reason that Memphis is Going to Hell

  Another Reason that Memphis is Going to Hell For those of you who read this (all three of you) and for the few that aren't from Memphis that stagger onto these rants (for that I apologize) I h...
Posted by on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 08:51:00 GMT

Valentine's Day: Also Known as V.D

  Valentine's Day: Also Known as V.D Alright, so I wrote one of these rants against valentine's day last year but was unable to post it in time for the holiday so i had to wait until now to writ...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 08:29:00 GMT

The Pessimist's Creed

  The Pessimist's Creed For those of you who may have forgotten, quite some time ago I sold out to myspace. At first I thought this would be a problem and then I realized that my joining was act...
Posted by on Sun, 31 Dec 2006 23:33:00 GMT

It's The Most Wonderful Time of the Year

It's the most wonderful time of the year. At this time of the year many people, mostly Christians, come out and attack Halloween under the pretense that it is Satan's holiday. I happen to fall un...
Posted by on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 16:24:00 GMT

What Men Can Learn From Women

What men can learn from women. The following is what men have learned from women (or rather what women have successfuly taught us men over the years that we actually cared to learn and retain): ...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 16:27:00 GMT

Recent Things that Rule!

  Recent things that rule! In the interest of telling you people of things that really rock right now I give you this list: "Weird Al" Yankovic: Straight Outta Lynwood The Tick vs. Season 1 ...
Posted by on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 15:52:00 GMT

MyDisgrace

MyDisgrace I have done the unthinkable evil of joining MySpace. Yes. I know. After I bashed it early on on this site I have sold out to the evil that is Myspace. I'll tell you why. Myspace doesn't ...
Posted by on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 20:53:00 GMT

Songs that people don't realize suck horribly bad.

Songs that people don't realize suck horribly bad. There is a lot of music that I hear played every now and then in stores and in the mall and on the radio that make me scratch my head. Not becau...
Posted by on Wed, 30 Aug 2006 01:45:00 GMT

The customer is always a royal pain in the...

 The customer is always a royal pain in the... Now to the untrained eye, it may seem as though this rant will be once again about why I hate certain types of people...an you're right. Back in the...
Posted by on Wed, 30 Aug 2006 01:37:00 GMT