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I Hear Noises

I am disappointed every morning that I wake up.

About Me

HEY YA, I'M MORGAN! CURRENTLY, I'M A SOPH. AT UT MAJORING IN GEOLOGY. I'M DEBATING ON WHETHER OR NOT I'LL BE PERSUING GRAD SCHOOL AFTERWARDS, BUT WE'LL SEE (VA TECH MAYBE?). I LIKE...LOOOOVE MUSIC AND WASTING MY LIFE DOING PRETTY MUCH NOTHING PRODUCTIVE ON MY LAPTOP. I'M GETTING INTO THE EXERCISE THING AND LOST A CONSIDERABLE AMOUNT OF WEIGHT, SO I'M A LITTLE PROUD OF THAT! I'M SORT OF THE QUIET TYPE...DON'T EXPECT ME TO START A LONG-LASTING CONVERSATION B/C IT'S IMPOSSIBLE FOR ME TO DO THAT...I TRY BUT IT JUST DOESN'T WORK. I SPEND A LOT OF TIME BY MYSELF, BUT I DON'T MIND IT AT ALL. I STILL PLAY VIDEOGAMES AND PROBABLY ALWAYS WILL B/C I'M JUST THAT AWESOME...MAYBE NOT! I CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING ELSE RIGHT NOW FOR THIS ABOUT ME SECTION, BUT WHEN I DO I MIGHT PUT IT UP HERE...OR I MIGHT NOT (OOOOOO, THE SUSPENSE!). BUT IF YOU'D LIKE TO KNOW MORE, I PUT UP A LOT OF SURVEYS IN MY PAGE, BLOGS, AND BULLETINS, SO TAKE A GANDER AT THOSE IF YOU LIKE!WELP, TIME TO ROLL OUT KIDS!
A Life Unordinary:
Gettin' to know you
Which decade were you born in? the 80's
What is your heritage? (highest concentrations in descending order) african american, native american (i get it from my momma, lol), and some european stuff (the white side of me i guess)
Happiest childhood moment? going to the beach w/ peri, jamison, and my dad. i don't know why my mom never went with us....
Favorite pizza topping? pepperoni
Have you ever travelled beyond the country you live in? nope
Greatest fear? getting struck by lightning
Let's say you've been exiled from the country you live in. Where will you go? australia!
People, places and things
Mom and Dad's names? Zenobia and Keith
Siblings names? Peri and Jamison
Are you close to your family? i sure am!!!
What would you name a son? A daughter? i really don't know
Last or current significant others' name? i have not had the privilage of having a significant other...
Do you live in a city, suburbs or country? suburbs
Your house is burning down, assume your family and pets make it out, what is the one thing you have to grab on the way out? my wallet
Do you prefer cool or warm climates? warm
The dreaded love catagory
Do you hate all the love questions in these types of surveys? YES!
Are you in love with someone at the moment? no
Ok how about "deep like" someone? no
If so could you see a future with this person? ...
Women - Have you or would you take your husband's last name? i'd add on to my last name...NO JOKE!
Do you think you should live together before marriage? yep
Can you have the "no strings attached" sex? prob. not
Do you prefer older or younger partners? Or do you not care about age? i don't care
Have you ever tried to change yourself for someone? at some point in my life i'm sure i have but not now...take me as i am or have nothing at all!
What do you hope to see your love life as in a couple years? idk...i don't dwell on it that much.
Randomness makes me smile
Favorite salad dressing? BLUE CHEESE! i wish presidential had some, geeez!
Do you approve of the leader of your country? r u kidding me?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (there aren't enough O's to express my "approval" of the moron!)
What's your hooker name? (childhood pet's name and street you grew up on) cocoa-puff bloomsbury
You get to change one thing about yourself, what is it? my never ending appetite
What band can you say you like every song they make? TEGAN AND SARA (sorry coldplay, but you're number 2 now)
Do you write thank you notes? it depends on the occasion...
What fad pisses you off? a lot of the "hip-hop" stuff. wear your clothes like they are supposed to be worn please and cover yo' @$$ up!
Do you sleep with the lights on or off? off
If you like someone more then a friend, have you told them or do they know? i prob. wouldn't tell 'em
How much time are you on the computer? too much!
Do you believe in ghosts? no, but there is this "thing" that happens every once in a while when the corner of my paper will move and i can feel a breeze and there is no way that the "breeze" could form. THAT freaks my freak!
Pick one word to describe yourself: loner
Was this survey ok or did you just waste 10 minutes of your life? it was okay...different from the other ones that ask the same questions all the time!
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~Between me & you~:
Things about you (random)
What's your biggest fear? i'm fearLESS...NOT!
What makes you happy? fishing
You like....? making good grades!
Your favorite shampoo? cream of nature
Body soap? zest
You wish your eyes were....? ...i like my eyes the way they are...
Do you smoke? nope
Drink? nope
Are you a clean freak? i can be
Do you cuss alot? no
What does your hair look like? the way it always looks...a mess, lol
Do you burn c.d's alot? yep
What's your favorite night or day? night
What's your favorite time of the day? night...wtf?
Time of night? right after the sun sets
If you smoke what kind do you smoke? i don't
Been in love before? nope
Do you miss anyone right now? maybe
What annoys you? unnecessary noise
What's your favorite song? idk...it changes all the time!
What's your favorite line from a song? same as above
Favorite quote (any quote)? your breath smells like balloons!
Favorite movie? million dollar baby...still
Your favorite quote from a movie? "the skies have been dry for many months" (from kangaroo jack...b/c of the way he says it and it has nothing to do with what's going on)
Whats your favorite brand of clothing? whatever i can afford
Favorite brand of shoes? don't have a fav....just whatever fits and doesn't look stupid!
What size shoe do you wear? 11
What size pants do you wear? idk anymore!...i need some new ones, like NOW!
Do you paint your finger nails? nope
What's a shitty movie you've seen lately? i don't remember...the last time i went to the movies was AUGUST
Coke or pepsi? PEPSI
Love or lust? love
widescreen or full screen? full
Do you get scared easy? not really
Do you have a brother or sister? both
Are your mom and dad still together? yep...STILL! lol
Bath or shower? shower
Your favorite color? blue
Do you like candles? they're alright i guess, but i'm not a huge fan of 'em
More random things
Perfect gift? what i ask for...or money
Favorite saying? before you talk about the twig in someone's eye, take the log out of yours!
What kinda car do you drive? the ford excursion or explorer...my parents' cars b/c i don't have my own.
What color is your car? oh, you mean my parents'...the "big boy" is white and my mom's is golden-tan
Where do you work? i don't
How old are you? 19
Do you have any animals? not anymore
One word to describe you? BEAST! lol
How tall are you? 5'7
Do you have a cell phone? yes
Watch alot of t.v? yep
Who is your best friend? i don't think i really have a BEST friend, but peri is the closest...
Who do you miss right now? idk....
What's your mom's name? Zenobia
What's your dad's name? Keith
Brother and sister's name? Peri and Jamison
Are you bored? OH YEAHS!
Do you day dream alot? OH YEAHS ON THIS ONE TOO!
Can you swim? yep
What's your middle name? Dionycia
Who was the last person to call you? my mom to pick her up from work
What's your favorite smell in the whole world? lit matches...what?!, got a prob. with that eh?!
How many pillows do you sleep with? two
Are you shy? upon meeting/getting to know someone new...yeppers
Do you regret anything? yep
Do you believe in love at first sight? idk
What's your religion? christian...baptist (not to be confused with southern baptists cuz there IS a difference!)
Are you happy? sure, why not...
What's your name? Morgan
B-day? the ninth day of the ninth month
Finish this
You had me from....... hello...how original, i know!
I'll....... give you a hand.
I miss...... you.
Your touch....... gave me herpes!
Smell..... this!
You're very....... smelly!
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Dispeptic Survey:
MORBID SURVEY
do you ever see garbage bags on the side of the highway and wonder if there are body parts inside? nope
if you ever got the chance to practice cannibalism, would you? what's wrong with trying new things. (i think i just lost all of my friends b/c of this response, lol)
if forced to overdose on a drug, which one would you choose? tylenol, lol
WOULD YOU RATHER BE...
shot or stabbed? stabbed
asphixiated or exanguinated? asphixiated
drowned or buried alive? buried alive
killed by blunt-force trauma to the head or crushed to death? trauma to the head
poisoned or overdosed? overdosed
killed by a flesh-melting virus or by rats or ants slowly pecking at you? virus
out of all the above choices, which one do you like best? being stabbed...you won't necessarily die if you get stabbed a few times
...which is the worst way to die in your opinion? out of the above choices...being drowned to death
killed (by a person) intentionally, or by accident? intentionally
killed by a serial killer (for pleasure) or a hitman (for profit)? hitman
killed in a car crash or a plane crash? car crash
killed in your home or away from home? in my home
killed in your sleep or while watching TV? sleep
killed by someone who knew you, a stalker, or a complete stranger? complete stranger
AND SOMETHING 'BOUT FUNERAL...
what do you want done with your body when you die? i don't care...it's not like i can use it when i'm dead...
you're forced to have your funeral at a place OTHER than a church - where would you choose? the moon...or somewhere in space.
what song/s would you want played at your funeral? The Last Time by Gnarls Barkley...it's about dancing/no worries...somebody BETTER play it, i'm DEAD serious too!!!
what outfit would you like to be buried in? my yellow pants suit, lol
who do you want to give your eulogy? my brother b/c peri wouldn't be able to keep herself together. such a sensitive child she is!
any other specifics about your funeral you'd like to share? nope
would you rather be forgotten about when you die, or remembered but hated? forgotten about
would you rather die alone, or die loved but leave a heartbroken mate behind? die loved...
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Fun and Interesting!!!!!:
Unique questions that will make you think
How many letters are in your name? 26!
If you could change your name, it would be..... i wouldn't change it
Your least favorite color...? greenish brown
What color do you wish your eyes were? yellow!
Are you tall? Short? Average? average i think
Have you ever gone out with anyone online? no
Were they really who they said they were? ....
What instrument do you wish you could play? the drums
Name somone you hate so much that you wouldn't care if they died i don't HATE anyone, but i wouldn't feel any emotion if my uncle james died.
Name someone you secretly admire my dad
If you could have sex with one celebrity, who would it be? let's not...
What store do you buy most of your clothes at? it appears that i have a lot of stuff from old navy
Have you ever cut yourself? not on purpose...
What do you think of people who cut themselves? not my problem...
Would you consider yourself easy to get along with? yes
What's your favorite thing to do in the wintertime? go sledding
Describe yourself in one word NO!
name somone you know that is preppy.... yo momma
Name someone you know that is goth..... idk
Name someone you know that is emo..... idk
Are you for or against gay marriage? i'll say "for"
If you could get away with it, would you kill anybody? yeah, like bush...i'd kill him KNOWING that i'd get caught!
Do you like the president? funny you should ask...
Why or why not? think about it mmmmkaaaay!
Do you believe in God? yes
Have you ever done drugs? Or do you?? no
What do you usually dream about? random stuff
Ever had sex? no
Do you hang out with everyone, or only 1 or 2 people? whoever wants to hang out with me i suppose
What do you want to do when you grow up? hydrology
What kind of grades do you make in school? good ones, but idk about this past sem. lol...it was ALRIGHT!
If you could change one thing about yourself, it would be..... my procrastination problem
What one thing do you want the most? a care-free life
Are you emotional?? NOPE!
Do you want kids? not of my own...
If you could paint your house, the color/s would be.... CLEAR!
Do you fall right to sleep or do you lay awake a lot? lay awake A LOT!!!!!!
Whats your favorite messenger? AIM
Do you think you're fat? not as fat as i used to, but yes still
Do you like sports? yep
Would you consider yourself popular? not really
How many posters do you have on your bedroom wall? one poster, one puzzle, and a carving i did in art class back in the 9th grade of a comet coming dangerously close to hitting the earth!
Do you like swimming? yeah
Has anybody ever tried to physically hurt you? idk...probably
your favorite band.... tegan and sara
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My Interests

MY FRIENDS AND FAMILY_NOT HAVING TO READ OR WRITE PAPERS FOR CLASS_PLAIN OLD GAMES IN GENERAL_THE OUTDOORS_GEOLOGY, BECAUSE IT ROCKS!(I JUST HAD TO DO THAT)_EATING...OOOOOOH YEAH_AND FISHING!!!

I'd like to meet:

GOD...BUT THAT DAY WILL COME SOON ENOUGH & YOU OF COURSE!!!

Music:

Tegan and Sara, Coldplay, Muse, Ratatat, Van Hunt, Red Hot Chili Peppers, India.Arie, Birdmonster, Missy Elliott, Avenged Sevenfold, Eminem, Amerie, Nelly, Dialated Peoples, The Decemberists, Moby, Pink, Destiny's Child, Jimmy Eat World, 50 Cent, Franz Ferdinand, Moby, Leela James, Alicia Keys, Mary J. Blige, The Whitest Boy Alive, Kanye West, The Faint, Daft Punk, Gorillaz, Aaliyah, Dido, Highbench, The Album Leaf, The Bravery, N.E.R.D., Black Eyed Peas, Vaux, Aerosmith, T.I., Bright Eyes, Nappy Roots, Fort Minor, Linkin Park, Evanescence, Yellowcard, Erykah Badu, Snoop Dogg, Pilot Speed, Jill Scoot, Hard-Fi, Basement Jaxx, One Block Radius, Puddle of Mudd, Queen, Sia, Angie Stone, No Doubt, Gwen Stefani, OutKast, Citizen Cope, We Are Scientists, Lauryn Hill, Jamiroquai, Madita, Joy Denalane, Imogen Heap, Ringside, Brandy, Ladytron, The Fugees, Le Tigre, Hoobastank, Gnarls Barkley, The Killers, Stereophonics, Christina Milian, Sugarcult, Busta Rhymes, The Roots, Radiohead, Thom Yorke, Clipse, Over It, A.P.T. and lots of other stuff...but country sould die!

Movies:

I LIKE A LOT!!!!!...PRETTY MUCH ANY KIND OF COMEDY, ACTION, AND THE KIDDY STUFF!

Television:

CHANNELS: COMEDY CENTRAL, DISCOVERY, AND THE SCIENCE CHANNEL_____SHOWS(AWAY FROM MY 3 FAV. CHANNELS): THE SIMPSONS, BERNIE MAC, THE FAIRLY ODDPARENTS, SPONGEBOB, INVADER ZIM, WHO'S LINE IS IT ANYWAY, LOST, JEPARDY, ...AND THAT'S ALL I CAN THINK OF RIGHT NOW...

Books:

THE KIND WITH PICTURES AND NO WORDS!!!

Heroes:

EDWARD SCISSOR HANDS...HE CAN CUT PEOPLE AND EVERYONE THINKS IT'S CUTE. OH HOW I ENVY HIM! OH, AND I CAN'T FORGET ABOUT TIMMY (timmmmmm-ehhhhhh!) AND THE COUNSELOR (MMMMMMM KAAAAAAAAAAAY)FROM SOUTH PARK!

My Blog

...based on real-life events...

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Posted by Twisted Logic on Sun, 19 Nov 2006 08:02:00 PST

i almost stepped on a dead bird in the pres. courtyard!

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Posted by Twisted Logic on Sun, 15 Oct 2006 12:29:00 PST

OMG, I'm Not Bald?! It's A Miracle!!!!!!!!

yes, that's right...i'm surprised that i'm NOT bald.  why?  b/c i put a relaxer in my own hair for the very first time.  i've had PLENTY of relaxers put in my hair, but i've never ...
Posted by Twisted Logic on Sat, 14 Oct 2006 12:28:00 PST

baboons smell delicious

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Posted by Twisted Logic on Sat, 07 Oct 2006 07:04:00 PST

AIM of the YEAR!...prob. the longest "blog" ever

ok peoples.  this is an AIM b/t my sister and me spanning over 3 days i think.  just a taste of how cool we are...and i think it's funny the random ish we say and talk about.  it may be...
Posted by Twisted Logic on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 09:48:00 PST

more happenings at hodges... !_!

so here's the deal my friends. i got an email this morning from hodges library stating that i had $70.00 in outstanding fees that had to be paid.  so naturally i was like WTF...mate (http://...
Posted by Twisted Logic on Thu, 14 Sep 2006 09:20:00 PST

homeless in hodges

i just wanted to say that i saw a homeless dude sleeping on the 5th floor in hodges library yesterday.  i don't want to say it was cool...b/c there's nothing cool about being homeless, so i'll sa...
Posted by Twisted Logic on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 03:20:00 PST

maggot brain

How many times do you change clothes in one day?onceDo you like thongs or would you prefer comando?just regular underwear pleaseIf you were just getting home from drinking at 2 am and you were hungry,...
Posted by Twisted Logic on Tue, 05 Sep 2006 03:51:00 PST

my gangsta life

All about your hoodname your homiez call youmorg-doggwhat coast do you repeastsidewhat state do you repVAwhat city do you repRoanoke, Norfolk, and VA Beach ya heardtha hood(s) you repi don't rep hoods...
Posted by Twisted Logic on Tue, 05 Sep 2006 03:37:00 PST

...and then i sat on a chipmunk

Who are you?human...what about you old chap?Would you die for someone who is not a family member?yesWhy?why not?If god gave you ONE final day to live, what would you do with it?get my life in order......
Posted by Twisted Logic on Tue, 05 Sep 2006 03:23:00 PST