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About Me

Okay, in a nutshell, im a short arse bastard who comes from stoke and is studying Quantity Surveying at Sheffield Hallam University. Thats right im counting shit at the shitter of the two Sheffield Unis. But im still better than you Stoke-on-Trent twats. (This is the most updating i've done since i started this)
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"LETS ALL TAKE ACID AND HAVE OURSELVES A WOODSTOCK"
Don't think this works, possibly because Simmy made it and hes an utter cowbag, who'll one day have a baby and he'll call it 'Mate'.
And I took this bent test too, which made no sense at the time, and still doesnt now...But for the sake of Star Wars it must be done.
You were destined to have a Porksaber.Pork is the meat of fire, blood and above all, Beef, so it is
associated with energy, war, danger, strength,
power, and lactose intolerant bovines, which would be a laugh really now i think about it. As well as passion Fruit and
desiree the singer. You have seen the Strength and Power of
the Beartrap cider and have you thirst
for more of it.
What type of meat is your saber?
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Adam Buxton

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ID LIKE TO ROCK ON DOWN TO THIS MANS ELECTRICAL TREE LINED STREET...BLATANTLY

THIS GUYS A HERO TO ME, BUT MY MUMS STILL GOT MORE FACIAL HAIR

(If you dress up like this, please mail me on stroke_a_landmine@with_your_face.co.uk)

The delights of dressing up like japanese anime characters

BUT THERES ALLWAYS ONE WHO TAKES IT TOO FAR

Seamless, just seamless

Mothercares new clothing range

Also i'd like to meet everyone off www.b3ta.com. As its possibly the funniest site on the web.

My Blog

When you sleep, I drip bleach down your throat with a cheap primark sock

A month full of boringly shitty work has left me just a little be agitated with all life on this dismal planet. BUT ON A BRIGHTER NOTE. I have toilet rolls, biscuits and an ungodly supply of post it n...
Posted by on Sat, 08 Dec 2007 15:01:00 GMT

Nudity from yonder.

The first week of the new year of uni, and so far ive learnt absolutely feck all other than "you really dont want to be a quantity surveyor, its shit believe me"...which has been the bottom line from ...
Posted by on Sun, 07 Oct 2007 02:45:00 GMT

Top advertisement, now all i want is a horde of cars

There is a car sales company advert on ITV with an amply breasted late 20's/early 30's blond. Said amply breasted blond then walks up and down past the cars with really heavy, fast clunking steps...
Posted by on Tue, 02 Oct 2007 11:19:00 GMT

Fresher welcome shitrag? Yes please.

I've just read the local Fresher rag, part of the Sheffield Hallam "SHU-PRINT" magazine. It is an informative shitrag that is designed to introduce the freshers of the university to the uni life. To g...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Oct 2007 14:37:00 GMT

Another slice of piss from the vault incidentally full of piss

Day 132, Dear Diary, I've just let my dog out, but as a result the bloody cheeky bastards gone and ate next doors cute, lop-eared rabbit, Lucifer. Something tells me that the family might notice its b...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 15:06:00 GMT

Some shit i wrote many years ago.

Day 73 Dear Diary, Shits fucked up, I've really fucked shit up this time. I was washing my underwear the other day and this woman comes down and says "would you like a hand?" and I was all like "I'm s...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 14:46:00 GMT

Something from the past

Everyday before i could drive I used to mount a bus (yes mount), half the time i'd have to stand up or have to hang onto the back or sides or sit on the roof like they do in Iran in a bloody...
Posted by on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 12:57:00 GMT

Student communists? Brian Conley?

Im hacked off again with people who think they have a political opinion on things, when infact theyre flawed and stupid. Yet again, STUDENT FUCKING COMMUNISTS. Half of you have rich mummies and daddie...
Posted by on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 12:47:00 GMT

Morrissey? He's a bastard twat...

I do dislike Morrissey, but no matter how much of a twat he is, and everything in general. He is always going to be better than me at everything, even if i actually surpass him in anyway...he will be ...
Posted by on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 13:40:00 GMT

Stomach pains and unwanted stains

People are still walking into me in the cunting street. This makes me most livid as it does nothing to make my god awful stomach any better. I've tried to retrace my culinary habits...although ive be...
Posted by on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 10:56:00 GMT