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The Ginger Ninja

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About Me

Time for my semi-annual review and update of my profile.
Before any further adieu, CHECK OUT A VIDEO OF ME ON NJ.COM!!!
Identifications: Comedian, redhead, Jersey Shore local, Pavlov's dog, a religious mutt, grumpy old man at heart (get off my lawn), unique to a point where my name has become an adjective to describe other things
Obsessions: Cadbury chocolate, bright colors, obnoxious accessories, tea, coffee, pomegranates, Helen Keller jokes, cats, Mel Brooks movies/trivia, hematite, the beach (off-season)
Guilty pleasures: Copious amounts of macaroni and cheese, intellectual discussions on really old/obscure/foreign movies, The Pussycat Dolls
Official languages: English, French, German. So help me God, I will one day add Polish, Hungarian, Italian, Danish, Finnish, Yiddish, Russian, Gaelic and Hebrew to that list
Musical prowess: Vocals, piano. Guitar, if needed to only play three or less notes at a time. And don't get me started on chords
Things that make my world a wonderful place to live: Live jazz, peppermint mochas, a sunny disposition, vintage stores, foreign and domestic escapades, more supportive and amazing friends than I can honestly keep track of
Accolade/testimonial of the moment: "Why are you like an episode of Seinfeld that never ends????" -Alexandra "the lawnmower" Duerr

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Gary Glitter. I don't get creeped out enough in life, he'd probably change that.

My Blog

Our gathering song is Pimps-and-Hos-ANNA!

Oh, Lakewood.  Oh dear, sweet...no not really sweet at all Lakewood.So, few weeks ago I'm driving to the Blueclaws stadium, can't find the damn entrance so I make a few turns on a few roads aaaannnd I...
Posted by on Tue, 28 Apr 2009 19:39:00 GMT

As if I need ANOTHER outlet for procrastination...

HAVE YOU SEEN??????????Each myspace blog now comes with a "translate" link at the bottom.I AM A LANGUAGE NERD.  You are never going to drag me away from the computer now.Like, for instance, did you kn...
Posted by on Sun, 29 Mar 2009 20:59:00 GMT

A Clockwork Auschwitz

I got back from Budapest at 6AM and since then haven't really been able to sleep- not only did I cease to be tired, but Nicole and Kuba were on the bed while Kasia took the couch, so even if I wanted ...
Posted by on Sat, 21 Jun 2008 03:05:00 GMT

"Say ’dziekuje,’ Mollie!" "Dziekuje, Mollie!"

My feet have blisters the size of Canada on them, so I'm taking a break from all the walking to give you all a customary I'm-abroad-so-I-should-probably-update-you-on-foreign-lands update. Poland is p...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Jun 2008 09:18:00 GMT

Jerry’s a fucking sadist

So I'm watching Tom and Jerry because it's Saturday afternoon, I need something to do while I'm drinking coffee and I don't feel like thinking.  But, here I go anyway, overanalyzing cartoons that...
Posted by on Sat, 19 Jan 2008 11:23:00 GMT

The existentialist blog, part 1?

So I'm reading my blog because it sure beats youtubing Bob Ross videos, and I need to talk to myself, but you, dear reader, need to know that I'm saying to myself so that you don't form the same opini...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Jul 2007 22:16:00 GMT

Anyone have horse manure that they wanna dispose in my neighbor's trash can?

Y'know, I really don't hate old people.I've spent 12 years in Catholic school, God knows I've done service projects for a majority of the elderly populus.  Some of them can actually be really coo...
Posted by on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 21:41:00 GMT

hey I haven't talked to you in 6 years but click on this link it's a picture I have of you!

So I was online last night, doing my thing (heheh nothing nearly as fun as you're thinking) and I get one of those "accept message" boxes...it's from someone I haven't talked to in at least two years,...
Posted by on Sat, 05 Aug 2006 00:37:00 GMT

Why Internet Cafes should stick with "cafe"

So I'm in France right now, incase anyone missed that. I was at an internet cafe earlier today.  Only it wasn't a cafe.  It was a bar with internet access.  Well I mean, they served cof...
Posted by on Fri, 23 Jun 2006 13:25:00 GMT

My constant quest for free beach time

The bennys are back.  As are the badge Nazis.I tried to muster up some cleavage and find some prepubescent boy to let me just walk along the coastline.  But no.  THEY ONLY HAD A HALF HO...
Posted by on Sat, 27 May 2006 20:51:00 GMT