Yeah. I'm Garret. If you don't know me in any way, shape, or form, that is quite unfortunate. I can sum myself up in two words: the shit. I like penguins. My idea of a perfect first date is casual, unprotected sex...nothing more, nothing less. I like good-looking girls. I like sluts cause they are easy and know how to have a good time. Jersey girls aren't trash because trash gets picked up. New Mexico is cleaner than the original Mexico. I go to the number 9 party school in the country...not kidding. It's also the most dangerous school in the country...not kidding about that either. I can make girls orgasm by simply pointing at their heads and saying "BOOYAH!" The only thing Superman can't leap in a single bound is my penis. When I do push-ups, I'm not lifting myself up. Rather, I am pushing the Earth down. While typing this, I have done three things: 1) Shat myself twice 2) Drank a gallon of milk and not thrown up 3) Divided by zero. Beat that. I told you, I'm the shit. Thank you for your time. Males and females...SCREAM.p.s. If you couldn't tell, I'm pretty random and sarcastic. Don't believe any of that stuff. I'm just an average guy trying to make it through life. I'm a great time all around, ask anyone that knows me.Home | Browse | Search | Invite | Film | Mail | Blog | Favorites | Forum | Groups | Events | Videos | Music | Comedy | Classifieds
