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Dusty Gonzagas

Never trust a big butt and a smile

About Me

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My Interests

Reading, playing Polly Pocket, Karaoke (not singing, just making fun of everyone who does), cooking, Young Republicans.

I'd like to meet:

Chris Cornell, Peter Sarsgaard, Stephen Colbert, maybe Paris Hilton, although now that Dustin Diamond has a sex-tape I may consider meeting him as well. Above all, however, would be Star Jones.

Music:

John Denver, baby! Also Duncan Sheik, Beastie Boys, White Stripes, NIN, Kanye West, Panic at the Disco, Blue October, Kelly Clarkson, Tool, hmmmmmmmmmm...........I really like all kinds except country. I hate Toby Keith and Cheney Kesney. Also like Audioslave, New Order, Moody Blues, Paul Simon, Primus, Neil Diamond, Toadies, Brodie Porterfield, old school Alanis, Seal, old school Green Day, Fall Out Boy, Fountains of Wayne, Alice in Chains, Stone Temple Pilots, Soundgarden, Rage Against the Machine, Everclear, the Who, New Edition, any cheesy 80's one-hit-wonders....

Movies:

I enjoy stupid movies. The last movie I saw that I really liked was "Donnie Darko". I love "Napoleon Dynamite" and "Shaun of the Dead". I also really liked "Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants". Other favs are "Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind", "Garden State", "Adventures in Babysitting", "Mannequin", "Team America:World Police", "Bring it On", "Secretary", "Fight Club", "People vs. Larry Flynt", "Boogie Nights", "Four Rooms", "Farenheit 9/11", "Pulp Fiction", "Reservoir Dogs", "Clerks", "Chasing Amy", "Mall Rats", and all the "Scary Movies"

Television:

SpongeBob Squarepants, Daily Show, Colbert Report, Backyardigans, Celebrity Fit Club (which I watch while sitting on my ass, eating Crisco out of the tub). I LOVE Mythbusters, it is so interesting. I like Talk Soup and Best Week Ever, and in general any shows that make fun of celebrities. I recently got into Kathy Griffin, Life on the D-List which I find hilarious. I also occasionally watch Oprah, Ellen, and all shows on the Food Network--it's like porn for me.

Books:

I like John Hodgeman's "Areas of My Expertise". A great read if you enjoy Hobos, which I do. Also like "the Onion" Baby-sitter's Club and Sweet Valley High. Seriously, I love to read and will read anything. I enjoy Stephen King, especially the old stuff. My guilty pleasure reading is John Grisham...that guy can turn a book out in about a month!

Heroes:

Condeleeza Rice, Angelina Jolie, Dale Earnhardt....oh you mean seriously? I don't know, maybe Ryan Seacrest. Martha Stewart?

My Blog

Missing Teeth

Yeah, so getting a tooth pulled at the dentist really sucks!!! I think I would rather have a baby.  Seriously, I had to get like 26 shots of novocaine, then I could still feel a little bit. ...
Posted by theresa on Thu, 16 Nov 2006 05:25:00 PST

Let me tell you about my week so far........

Yeah so this week really sucks so far and it's only Tuesday. Yesterday my cat got hit by a motorcycle. Needless to say, he died. So my dad was nice enough to go down the street and get him so we ...
Posted by theresa on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 08:26:00 PST

Flava of Love

I was flipping through the channels the other day and came across "Flava of Love" on VH1. I found myself unable to look away.  It was like a trainwreck, especially if the train had gold teeth, wo...
Posted by theresa on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 06:50:00 PST

Where are all the good men?

Where are all the good men? Why is it so hard for a gal to find a nice guy? All I want is someone with some brains and a good sense of humor. Also, he would have to like my kids, although I'm not...
Posted by theresa on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 12:49:00 PST

Bratz Dolls

Those Bratz dolls are like little whores.  I just saw a commercial for them.  The newest edition, called Stripperz, come with a little pole, knee pads, and genital wart cream.  Not exac...
Posted by theresa on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 07:14:00 PST