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This Town Ain't Big Enough

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About Me

I'm Joe and i live in wonderful kingdom of Croydon, well technically Wallington but ah well. I Love music and have many influences such as Pearl Jam, The Music and Led Zeppelin. I like all types of music ranging from Tupac to Slayer and don't judge people jus coz of what they listen to. I have the most amazing and beautiful girlfriend in the world Sez who means more to me than she knows. I'm also in a band called Bad Sign and were the fuckin nuts so check us out and see what you think www.myspace.com/badsignband !

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My Interests

Music,Women,Football,Alcohol ..... alcohol and of course Rice Puddin' (Maz lol).. width="425" height="350" ..THE BEST SCENE IN TELEVISION HISTORY !!

I'd like to meet:

.. width="425" height="350" ..Fuckin Beautiful Song !.. width="425" height="350" ..The Music - Getaway - My Fave Band Eva !!.. width="425" height="350" ..The Music - Take The Long Road And Walk It.. width="425" height="350" ..Oasis - Slide Away Live At Knebworth 96'.. width="425" height="350" ..The Music - Truth Is No Words !!
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Joe Appleford
Birthday: 13/07/88
Birthplace: Watford
Current Location: The Mighty Croydon
Eye Color: Dark Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5'11
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: English/Irish/Greek
The Shoes You Wore Today: Nike Black Ones Dunno wot there called lol
Your Weakness: Sez !!!
Your Fears: Wasps evil little cunts !
Your Perfect Pizza: Meat Feast
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Get My Band Signed
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol ..... naturally coz i like to laff
Thoughts First Waking Up: Sez because i love the mad 0ne! and music
Your Best Physical Feature: ermmm dunno eyes i spose
Your Bedtime: when i'm tired
Your Most Missed Memory: my go kart from wen i was little
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger King
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Ice Tea Rules !! Lemon not fookin mango !
Chocolate or Vanilla: choccy obv dont b a mong !
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee
Do you Smoke: very occasionally
Do you Swear: of course not u silly cunt
Do you Sing: yesh in ma band
Do you Shower Daily: twice a day
Have you Been in Love: yes and still am with my lovely girlfriend Sez
Do you want to go to College: FUCK NO !
Do you want to get Married: Definitely
Do you belive in yourself: Hell Yes ! who else is gunna
Do you get Motion Sickness: No and that is random
Do you think you are Attractive: Not too bad lookin i spose
Are you a Health Freak: Not really
Do you get along with your Parents: Yep my mam is a fuckin legend
Do you like Thunderstorms: yea there OK
Do you play an Instrument: Guitar, Bass, bit of drums, piano, occordion and tin whistle lol
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes indeed
In the past month have you Smoked: nope
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Nope
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yes with Sexy Sez!
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: no ive been to a shopping centre u yank slut
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Nah
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Nah dont think so do u m8
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yesh
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope... dont think she wants to hope not anyway
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Nope
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: nope
Ever been Drunk: yes once or twice
Ever been called a Tease: yep
Ever been Beaten up: yea wen i was younger
Ever Shoplifted: yep
How do you want to Die: during sex
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Professional musician in Bad Sign
What country would you most like to Visit: None in particular
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Dark Brown
Favourite Hair Color: Brunette
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height: Not taller than me
Weight: average
Best Clothing Style: Sezzi Style
Number of Drugs I have taken: ermm bout 6 spose
Number of CDs I own: too many lol
Number of Piercings: 1 at the mo did have three
Number of Tattoos: none at the mo but they r planned jus waitin for funds
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Nothing no point innit

CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!
Your Seduction Style: Siren / Rake
You possess an unbridled sensuality that appeals to many.
The minute you meet anyone, you can make the crave you almost immediately.
You give others the chance to lose control with you... spiraling into carnal bliss.
A dangerous lover, you both fascinate and scare those you attract. What Is Your Seduction Style?lol... dunno bout this
Your Love Style is Agape
You are a caring, kind, and selfless partner.
Unsurprisingly, your love style is the most rare.
You are willing to sacrfice your world for your sweetie.
Except it doesn't really feel like sacrifice to you.
For you, nothing feels better than giving to the one you love. What's Your Love Style?
You scored as William Wallace. The great Scottish warrior William Wallace led his people against their English oppressors in a campaign that won independence for Scotland and immortalized him in the hearts of his countrymen. With his warrior's heart, tactician's mind, and poet's soul, Wallace was a brilliant leader. He just wanted to live a simple life on his farm, but he gave it up to help his country in its time of need.

William Wallace


100%

Maximus


83%

Indiana Jones


83%

Captain Jack Sparrow


75%

Neo, the "One"


67%

Lara Croft


58%

El Zorro


50%

Batman, the Dark Knight


33%

James Bond, Agent 007


33%

The Terminator


33%

The Amazing Spider-Man


25%
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Music:

Led Zeppelin, Pearl Jam, The Music, The Kooks, Oasis, Metallica, Rage Against The Machine, NWA, Snoop Dogg, Tupac, Paul Weller etc

Movies:

Anything funny really, romantic comedies etc don't care if it sounds queer.

Television:

Eastenders, Match of the day and plenty of comedy

Books:

Joe Appleford: GOD (fuckin quality book!!)

Heroes:

SEZ because she is th most beautiful person in the world and a wicked girlfriend who makes supeb moussaka, sausage sandwiches and roasts and i love her lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and she is amazing in bed !!!!

SMITHY because he is the nuts full stop and his split personality is Bill Cosby .... nuff saidBENJAMIN NICHOLAS RAMSDEN because he always makes me laugh and is a seriously sexy biatch and can drink any boozer dry we step foot in.ANTHONY PIMLOTT because iv'e known him for fookin years and he's always been funny as fuck and a sexual predator above and beyond any other man.OLLIE because he's been there for me through thick and thin and is the best mate and drinking buddy ever !CIARAN because he's funny as fuck and doesn't give a fuck who you are he will always apeak his mind which i admire and gotta love his "dancefloor techniques" in the black sheep bar.PAUL because he's a snake in the grass and ladies man on the quiet and makes me crack up proper with jus how relaxed he is about everythin in life.SEAN NASH because he is quite simply an A grade lunatic, will have a tear up with anyone and is another one not afraid to say anything to anyone and even if he is a sunderland fan he's still a legend.MAZ beacuse she is a sweetheart and is fookin hilarious, always makes me laff (Rice puddin' lol)LITTLE JEN AND SPORK because they are mine and smithy's chapettes and make me laff and lil jen gives wicked hugs !KITTY because she is insane ! very funny and loyal to the Bad Sign cause and generally rules !!