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dietz

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About Me


I know that no one reads this shit, but i supose that I can give fair warning to anyone who is interested in becoming my myspace aquaintance. I don't like people in general, in fact, I would estimate that I am tolerant with about 10% of the people I meet. Jeg elsker Norge. I am from st. louis, and damn proud. I live in illinois at the moment, however, you may be surprised to know that I do have teeth and indoor plumbing. In my spare time i enjoy cow tipping, running through cornfields naked, and aborting babies. I verge on pyromania and i like bmx. I find mormons and polish people hillarious. I fuckin HATE skinheads and all those fuckin nazi racist pieces of shit. I also hate hicks and rednecks, and fuckin evangelical christian psychopaths. I want to marry these people (in order)..Euroboy, Nicke Andersson, or Jukka Dudeson. don't talk to me if ur emo, cuz i might hurt your delicate little feelings. Jeg elske euroboy. Jeg vil sannsynligvis gifte seg. For øvrig , Jeg snakke Norsk. I also speak a wee bit of finnish, swedish, and spanish................................................... (by the way, all of my friends are bands, I'm not a fucking myspace whore.)
"Why do American punk-rock boys always go out with the American new-wave hooker girls? I don't know! I don't like it! I come from Norway and we don't like punk-rockers going out with the little bullshit new-wave hooker girls We are going to teach you all a lesson In Norway punk-rockers go out with punk-rock girls or telephone hookers, unless...they go out with themselves and do homosexual activity This is a Norwegian folk song from Bergen, Bergen-Belsen, it is called “Tomorrow I'll Be Dead Because I Went Out with a New-Wave Girl Even Though I Was a Norwegian Punk-Rocker." Here we go with the song... "imorgen skal eg daue"
cheers!

My Interests

euroboy, turbonegro, scandinavian men, aborting babies, mexicans, curious by britney spears, mexican hoodies, zombie, norwegian rock, haro bikes, little devil gear, kink bikes, donut holes, sailors, pirates, vikings, people of pillaging nature, pin-up girls, rockabilly fashion, sharks, and david hasslehoff music videos. I love to hate Hanoi Rocks...
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I'd like to meet:

Sexual predators, Euroboy, Nicke "royale" Andersson, Pal Pot Pamparius, Chris Summers, Hank Von Helvete, Happy Tom, Rune Rebellion, Dregen, Sondre Lerche (shut up! hes a cutie), Yadier Molina, people with low-self esteem, pirates, denim boys, danger dudes, new-wave hooker girls, and of course, sailor men.
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Music:

..TURBONEGRO, TURBONEGR, TRBNGR, Black Flag, The Hellacopters, GBH, The Exploited, Iggy Pop and the Stooges, The Stooges, Iggy Pop, Oslo Motherfuckers, The Illuminati, The Bones, The Unseen, Social Distortion, The Vikings, Kare and the Caveman, Euroboys, Supersuckers, Bad Brains, 7 Shot Screamers, Horrorpops, Antidote, Wendy O, The Street Walkin' Cheetahs, Ramallah, ok go, Naftia, Beerzone, The Mahones, Black 47, Brain Failure, Danko Jones, The Cranberries, Nekromantix, 311, A Global Threat, The Dubliners, The Flaming Sideburns, Flatfoot 56, The Adicts, Tony Danza Tapdance Extravaganza, Lye By Mistake, Anti-Flag, Lower Class Brats, Backyard Babies, The Bodies, Bouncing Souls, The Briggs, The Briefs, , The Casualties, The Doors, The Rolling Stones, CCR, Cheap Sex, Clit 45, Dead Kennedys, The Clash, Damien Marly, Michael Franti, Dead Boys, Crass, Daddy Yankee, Calle 13, The Forgotten, Defiance, Devotchkas, Gluecefir, Discharge, MC5, X, Queens of the stone age, Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, Bob Dylan, James Taylor, The Virus, Leftover Crack, Johnny O and the Jerks, Left Alone, Agnostic Front, Roger Miret and the Disasters, Total Chaos, The Pogues, Lars Frederiksen and the Bastards, The Eagles of Death Metal, Local H, Might Mighty Bosstones, Save Ferris, Oskaloosa, The Pinstripes, The Ceiling Tiles, Misfits, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Youth Brigade, Nashville Pussy, Manic Hispanic, Circle Jerks, Nirvana, Dropkick Murphys,The Hunns, Die Hunns, Time Again, Operation Ivy, The Pixies, Rancid, Oxymoron, Reagan Youth, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Self Destruct, The Specials, The Toasters, Blanks 77, Sham 69, Angelic Upstarts, Stiff Little Fingers, The Real McKenzies, Flogging Molly, Smashing Pumpkins, Steve Miller Band, Subhumans, Street Dogs, Sublime, The Varukers, Cock Sparrer, Minor Threat, Fugazi, Rollins Band, The Germs, Husker Du, Anti-Nowhere League, Millions of Dead Cops, Disorder, Barn Av Regnbuen, The Cramps, Mad Sin, Tiger Army, GG Alin, The Murder Junkies, The Business, Velvet Underground, US Bombs, UK Subs, Toxic Narcotic, Cockney Rejects, Oi Polloi, Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers, Tiger army, Suicide Machines,4 skins, 7 seconds, 999, A//Political, Abrasive Wheels, The Adolescents, Adolf and the Piss Artists, The Adverts, Amebix, Angelic Upstarts, Anti-Nowhere League, Anti-Product, Antimaniax, Antischism, Attack 77, The Avengers, Bad Religion, Ballast, The Buzzcocks, Capitalist Casualties, Chaos UK, Chaotic Alliance, Cocksparrer, Cockney Rejects, Combat84, Condemned 84, Conflict, Contravene, The Damned, Dead Milkmen, The Dead Pets, Death Before Dishonor, The Defects, Defiance Ohio, The Dickies, The Dictators, Drastic Actions, Dropdead, Earth Crisis, Embrace Today, Five Iron Frenzy, Flux of Pink Indians, Frank Sinatra, Bobby Darin, Dean Martin, Generation X, The God Awfuls, Gogol Bordello, Good Clean Fun, Gorilla Biscuits, Government Issue, Guana Batz, Harum Scarum, The Havoc, Hellbillys, Human Investment, Husker Du, Infa-Riot, Joy Division, Juliette and the Licks, Koffin Kats, Krum Bums, Los Crudos, mc5, Monster Squad, mu330, Mustard Plug, Nausea, Negative Approach, The Nerve Agents, New York Dolls!!!, Peter & the Test Tube Babies, Propagandhi, The Queers, Red Flag 77, Resist and Exist, Roger Miret and the Disasters, The Scarred, Siouxsie and the Banshees, Skitsystem, Saughter and the Dogs, Street Brats, Streetlight Manifesto, Stretch Armstrong, Talking Heads, The Templars, Ten Yard Fight, Throwdown, Toxic reasons, Underminded, The Vibrators, Vice Squad, Voodoo Glow Skulls, Wednesday Night Heroes, X Ray Spex.


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Movies:

.. Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Best in Show, Debbie Does Dallas, Waiting for Guffman, Spinal Tap, Office Space, Turbonegro:the Movie, Reserection, Nightmare on Elm Street, SLC Punk, Devil's Rejects, The Omen (original), A Clockwork Orange, Resvoir Dogs, The Exorcist, Night of the Living Dead, Boondock Saints, Return of the Livin Dead, Waking Ned Divine, Pat the Movie, Almost Famous, Raising Arizona, House of 1000 Corpses, Grandmas Boy, Halloweeeeeeen, Pirates of the Carribbean, Friday the 13th, and the 40 Year Old Virgin. .. width="425" height="350" .......... width="425" height="350" ....

Television:

Arrested Development, The Office, Upright Citizens Brigade, South Park, Reno 911, Daily Show with Jon Stewart, Late Night with Conan O'Brien, Curb Your Enthusiasm, The Sopranos, retarted mtv reality shows (cant get enough), Cop Rock, The Daily Habit, Road Fools, The Dudesons, Wildboyz, Jackass, and whatever else is on........and TJ Hooker of course... width="425" height="350" ....


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Name: dietz
Birthdate: 12-2-19**
Birthplace: some third world country in asia
Current Location: nellyville
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: brown
Height: 5'7"
Weight: Under 250 lbs
Piercings: none
Tatoos: not yet
Overused Phraze: some form of the word fuck
FAVORITES
Food: mexican shit
Candy: reeeses
Number: 0
Color: red
Animal: badger and shark
Drink: beer
Alcohol Drink: beer
Bagel: i don't have a favorite bagel...
Letter: u....it's definately not appreciated enough
Body Part on Opposite sex: beer gut
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: coke
McDonalds or BurgerKing: neither
Strawberry or Watermelon: kumquat
Hot tea or Ice tea: neither. kiss my white ass
Chocolate or Vanilla vanilla
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: hot chocolate
Kiss or Hug: neither. i hate people.
Dog or Cat: dog
Rap or Punk: ok, so i realize that no one actually reads these things.
Summer or Winter: summer
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: some scary movies are funny
Love or Money: MONEY
YOUR...
Bedtime: i usually clock out around 5:30 pm
Most Missed Memory: third world countries in asia
Best phyiscal feature: right thumb
First Thought Waking Up: where am i?
Goal for this year: do a mexican
Best Friends: abbi berta and officer renth
Weakness: i have no weaknesses
Fears: i am fearless. except i HATE fishing hooks.
Heritage: blackanese
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: i love water
Ever Smoked: i'm smokin hot........?
Pot:
Ever been Drunk: have YOU ever been drunk?
Ever been beaten up: i usually do the beating up
Ever beaten someone up: i like knife fights better
Ever Skinny Dipped: do you have to be skinny in order to skinny dip?
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: brown or blue
Favorite Hair Color: brown or blue
Short or Long: in the middle?
Height: taller than me
Style: hobbo
Looks or Personality: unfortunately, i'm not as shallow as i would like to be, so personality.
Hot or Cute foxxy
Drugs and Alcohol: as long as he aint a crackead
Muscular or Really Skinny: really really really skinny
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: i don't keep count
What country do you want to Visit: luxembourg
How do you want to Die: lets just say, it'll have something to do with rednecks, severed limbs, and banjos.
Been to the Mall Lately: no
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes
Get along with your Parents: when there is money involved
Health Freak: no
Do you think your Attractive: i make britney spears look like rosanne.
Believe in Yourself: why wouldn't i? i'm amazing
Want to go to College: i'm gonna get my phd. pimmpin hoes degree.
Do you Smoke: smoke what?
Do you Drink: i'm not an alcoholic. yet.
Shower Daily: phtt. no
Been in Love: sorta.....:/
Do you Sing: poorly
Want to get Married: to euroboy
Do you want Children: no
Have your future kids names planned out: wtf?
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: 62
Hate anyone: yes
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!
You're 95% Irish
Congratulations, you're a shining example of an Irish lass (or lad).
There's hardly anyone more Irish than you! How Irish Are You?According to the "Which Big Lebowski character are you?" quiz:
Why don't you check it out? Or we cut off your Johnson!..
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Books:

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Heroes:

Abbi Berta, Emma James, Colin Muhm, Anna Schuh, Euroboy, Pal Pot, Hank, Rune, Chris Summers, Happy Tom, Nick Andersson, Kat Von D, David Hasslehoff, Kevin Robinson, Lance Mosley, Ryan Barret, TJ Levin, Tom Haugen, Anthony Napolitan ,Yadier Molina, Travis Postany, Albert Pujols, Chase Hawk, derrek from da cause...for being emo and not giving a fuck about what anyone else thinks, Morgan Wade, Jewish people, half-Jewish people, my racist brother-in-law Tom, and that guy from the movie Soul Man.
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scandinavian men are theee hottest on earth...

If this isn't already apparent to everybody, I have news for you. you are an idiot.I love their little accents when they speak english, and they are always supppppper gorgeous. lets use some example...
Posted by ÜBER DIETZ? on Sat, 13 Jan 2007 10:23:00 PST

vær så snill å la meg være i fred...

i hate relationships. i have known this all along, and yet i trick myself into believe i will be happier accompanied by one. i know i'm still young, and that i have a lot to learn, but as far as i'm c...
Posted by ÜBER DIETZ? on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 12:35:00 PST

Emily; Dietz

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Emily! The Vikings believed that the Northern lights were caused by Emily as she rode out to collect warriors slain in battle!Some people in Malaysia bathe their babies in b...
Posted by ÜBER DIETZ? on Sun, 10 Dec 2006 11:31:00 PST

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picture my face in ur fist...

Total Number of Songs:a pathetic 2085Total Length of Music:4.2 daysTotal Number of Artists:247Total Number of Albums:496Total Number of Genres:dosn't saySort By Song Title:First Song:(Gotta Get Some A...
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