Tom's the name & Beard's....the..game?
I like tea
Beer
My mates
Music
Films
Beer
Jager
Err..? Beer
Apples
Bananas
Stuff
Things
Stuff with things...
And beer!!
I play guitar in Kastrated and also in Sunken Monkey
Jack-Knife Caravan is an up and coming musical project involving many of Burnley's finest musicians. More info coming soon.....
Ever noticed that the "people" of Burnley can make a sentence into just one word?
Here are some examples:
"What are you doing tonight?" becomes "Wotyonwi?"
"Who did you come with?" becomes "Oojacumwi?"
"You will hear her" becomes "Yooleera"
"Give me a go" becomes "Gizabash"
"What is the point?" becomes "Spoint?"
"What are you looking at?" becomes "Yulukinat?"
Just a few things that either don't make sense or annoy me, usually because they don't make sense!!
"Let bygones be bygones"
What the shit does that mean?!?
I understand that bygone means "something that has gone by" but a bygone IS a bygone!
You have to let it be one!!
It is what it is!
It has to be a bygone, you don't decide to "let it be one"
That pisses me off, it makes no sense!
How can you be in the "middle of nowhere"?
Surely if it is nowhere, as in "it isn't there" then it can't have a middle??
Pringles!
"Once you pop, you can't stop" i believe their slogan is?!
If this is indeed true... then why do they have a lid?
If you can't stop then there is no need for a lid
There is nothing left to seal in!!
Fuckin pringle bastards
Bus bell thingys
Why do buses have a brail-like pattern on the bell thingy for telling the man that you want to get off??
How can a blind person tell when they have reached their destination?
Ask yourself.......
"What is the worst kind of shit?"
DOG SHIT!!!
Yeah it is!!
When someone describes something to you that they thought was a bit crap, they will usually say.....
"Ah man, watched this film thuther day, it were DOGSHIT!"
Dogshit.
The worst kind of shit!
i am the inventor of the phrase 'rickin buzzards'
i use it far too much and it really makes no sense if you were to think about it!
ricking (with a 'g'):
rick (rik)
n. A stack of hay, straw, or similar material, especially when covered or thatched for protection from the weather.
tr.v. ricked, rick·ing, ricks To pile into ricks.
and buzzard:
buz·zard –noun
1. any of several broad-winged, soaring hawks of the genus Buteo and allied genera, esp. B. buteo, of Europe.
2. any of several New World vultures of the family Cathartidae, esp. the turkey vulture.
3. Slang. a contemptible or cantankerous person (often prec. by old): That old buzzard has lived in the same shack for twenty years. -
adjective
4. Obsolete. senseless; stupid.
so am i correct in thinking that a 'rickin buzzard' is a turkey vulture that gets pleasure from stacking and thatching hay or similar materials in to piles? who knows? to me it means that it is something quite good! 'i got a new cd today, it is a rickin buzzard' for example. use it as you will and use it far too often, spread the word of 'rickin buzzard' to all who you meet, may it bring joy and confussment to those whom it is bestowed upon!
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