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The Whitesican

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About Me


Hi, I'm David. I'm half-Mexican. Although you may not believe me, I assure you, it's true.
This song, written and performed by Beefy , must've been made just for me, because it fits so perfectly:
My other half is a mix between Portuguese and Okie.
I'm a martial artist. More specifically, of Ed Parker's American Kenpo Karate. I've been studying for a decade as of this year. I'm also an avid video gamer. I started way back with the NES, and nothing has yet to compare to the greatness of the games from those earlier generations.
I hate it when people leave the lights on in unoccupied rooms. Why can't they just turn them off? I don't see why they don't. It annoys me to no end. Another thing that annoys me are screaming babies, but then again, I don't think anyone likes them. Snoring is annoying too. And running out of juice. I also hate cleaning.
If you have a good sense of humor, then you're already way up there with me. You have to be able to hold a decent conversation, and being able to stand up for yourself is an absolute must. Spontaneity is a big plus. And it helps if we share some interests too, obviously.
That's enough rambling for now. If you want to know more, read my "Countdown to my Birthday" blog entries. And the rest of my profile.
Feel free to ask, if you want to know more after that.

My Interests

American Kenpo, exercising/working out, video games, the Internet, taking naps, the outdoors, fruit juice (practically all I drink), eating, reading Reader's Digest, taking naps, listening to music, getting rid of my OCD, watering my plants, procrastinating, taking naps, turning off all the lights that people leave on, totally ignoring my cat, being awesome, racking up huge phone bills by calling Australia for hours on end, taking naps...the list goes on.

I'd like to meet:



Music:

1GB, 2 Skinnee J's, The Advantage, Beefy, Björk, Dio, DJ Snyder, Fleetwood Mac, Futuristic Sex Robotz, Gröûp X, that Leekspin/Ievan Polkka song, Iron Maiden, Jesse Dangerously, Lemon Demon, the song Mad World by Tears for Fears, mc chris, MC Frontalot, MC Hawking, MC Lars, MC Plus+, Michael Jackson, Minibosses, Ninja Magic, NOFX, Optimus Rhyme, Ozzy, The Protomen, Rammstein, Ramones, the song Rhythm of the Rain by The Cascades, Shael Riley, Something for Kate, the Weeping Song by Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds, Weird Al, YTCracker...again, the list goes on.

Movies:

Anchorman, the Back to the Future series, Batman/Batman Returns/Batman Begins, Borat, Clerks/Clerks II, Dawn of the Dead (the original), Drunken Master, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, First Blood, Good Burger, Goodbye Lenin, Gorgeous, Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Kill Bill, Mad Max/Mad Max 2, Mallrats, National Lampoon's Vacation, National Treasure, Office Space, Perfect Weapon, Rush Hour/Rush Hour 2, Shanghai Noon, Shaun of the Dead, Snakes on a Plane, the original Star Wars trilogy, Talladega Nights, Wayne's World, among many more that I can't think of right now.

Television:

I don't watch much TV anymore. But I loved all the old Nicktoons like Doug, Rugrats, Rocko's Modern Life, and such. Kenan & Kel was another favorite on Nick. I used to watch COPS a lot, and more recently, Everybody Loves Raymond, and anything on the Discovery Channel.

Books:

The Alphabet of Manliness by Maddox . Greatest book ever written.

Heroes:

Ed Parker, Maddox and Thilo , and myself.

My Blog

Countdown to my Birthday: Two weeks

Finally, the two week mark arrives. In two weeks, I'll be 18, and legal. So to all you older ladies looking to fulfill your fantasies, mark your calenders. And to all you younger ladies craving me, ma...
Posted by The Whitesican on Sun, 18 Mar 2007 05:38:00 PST

Countdown to my Birthday: Three weeks

Today's now three weeks from my 18th birthday.And it's also time for another blog entry. Last week's was all about my future. This week will be all about my past.So, without further ado, let's get sta...
Posted by The Whitesican on Sun, 11 Mar 2007 12:01:00 PST

Countdown to my Birthday: One month

So,Today's exactly one month from my 18th birthday.I was born on April 4th, 1989, at 12:10 in the afternoon. This was on a Tuesday. Why'd I have to be born on a Tuesday? Tuesday's such an odd day. I s...
Posted by The Whitesican on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 01:44:00 PST