Willy Wonka is a jerk. He's all like, "Derrrrrrr breakfast cereal is terrible, candy is great." But you know what? He's wrong. So, sooooooooo wrong. Candy is, in fact, not great. It's stupid. Like ice cream. And cake. And anything chocolate. (Except for chocolate breakfast cereal!) Chocolate cake and chocolate ice cream are especially stupid. I would so, so much rather eat breakfast cereal than any of these things. To hell with Willy Wonka. Freakin' Nazi.
My Interests
I'd like to meet:
I don't know who I want to meet, but I think that Jackson should relent and stop being Jerky McJerkJerk and embrace Paul the Ape's attempts to meet him.
