About Me
I wanted to look all important and put up screen shots of me on Oprah and The Today Show and 20/20 " but for real - all you would be saying is "Why did Ang wear the same shirt on Oprah and The Today Show and 20/20 ? Because I'm cheap as shit. So, you can watch some of those interviews and learn all about me by clicking AngelaNissel.com .
Umm, let's see...what else you want to talk about? That's a nice shirt you got on. Your mom buy it? Where do I live? In the Eagle Rock section of LA, but I call it The Rock, because it makes me sound like I know Jay-Z. I front a lot because no one respects authors. I'm self-conscious. I want respect like the other artists get, you know?
I do TV too. I'm not on it so you probably don't care, but I'm a producer and writer for NBC's Scrubs ). Some people think that's pretty cool. Oh, you only want to know if I get to hang with Zach Braff? Yes. Every day. Sometimes the words I put on paper come out of his mouth. So cool!
Know what else is cool? My latest book Mixed was selected as one of " The Best Books of The Year " by Kirkus Reviews (for non-books nerds, Kirkus is like the Ebert and Roeper of books.) People think it's really funny. Sometimes, people recognize me because my face is on the cover, but I'm usually rude to them and be like, "What the hell you staring at?" Then they say, "I loved your book, but you seemed much nicer in the book, bitch." I'm sure I've lost the majority of my fans. I should just stay in the house.
I'm sure you're not even reading this, as you've already left my boring page and have gone in search of pages with photos of younger, hotter, naked-er girls or the fake myspace page of your favorite boy band. Go 'head. It's okay. I'll be here when "Really, The Real Official Allen Iverson " never answers your fan mail. Anyway...
Halle Berry (oh, now you're really interested..mmmhmmm) and her manager Vincent Cirrincione have optioned both of my books and they are currently in development to become a television show as well. I love me some Halle. I know lots of celebrities. That's me you see identified as "friend" when you read "celebrity and friend dine out at cafe" in US Weekly. I can be sarcastic. I may be being sarcastic now. You can get my books at any store that sells books, Borders, Amazon, you can even click here to buy my books at Walmart for cheap...because I know how it is.
You still reading? Wow, thank you! Here's a random random fact: I am the co-founder of okayplayer.com.
Aww, you still reading? Poor thing. Well here is your reward - the back of my head at a book signing.
And here's one of me at the start of my full face tattoo
(that's not what it is, you can check my other pics to see what I'm really doing)
And I like animals. I mean, I really really like animals. Even fish. They taste good as fuck.
