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Paul

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I'd like to meet:

Joe Strummer,David Sedaris and his killer sister Amy, Anthony Bourdain,John Lennon,George W Bush (so I could stick a dessert fork in his forehead!)Jon Stewart....and of course SpongeBob...because I dig folks with "levels"! Since I'll never e mail Amy Sedaris - you'll have to do.

My Blog

just because I want to share this *again*!

I'm listening to punk rock right now. Not the kind bragged out by the shaved headed boys with social change scrawled across their brows. Not the kind wearing pre-printed death's head skirts, or the on...
Posted by on Thu, 06 Aug 2009 21:00:00 GMT

Elegantly simple...and nutritious

Two of my favorite things in life are a) a brilliant practical joke and b) a great Halloween costume. Until recently, I've been slacking on both fronts. As if I wasn't already patting myself on the ba...
Posted by on Sun, 02 Nov 2008 21:06:00 GMT

hurling down the road in a cartoon-like coffin!

I spent yesterday reminding myself that cars can still be FUN  even though I spend my work week toiling away on the soul-less plastic shitbox vehicles of soccer moms and real estate agents. Sure, the...
Posted by on Sun, 19 Oct 2008 12:24:00 GMT

A little face icon cannot possibly capture my fucking disgust!

I have just witnessed something that made my blood run COLD. There I was, typing away at my keyboard while the Teevee chattered on in the background. Bladder control products, diet aids, how to quit s...
Posted by on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 10:19:00 GMT

My Silver Anniversary of Punk Rock

I'm listening to punk rock right now. Not the kind bragged out by the shaved headed boys with social change scrawled across their brows. Not the kind wearing pre-printed death's head skirts, or the on...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 01:39:00 GMT

RIP Continental Ballroom

A better than standard fare Baltimore Friday night. I'm at The Sidebar..once referred to as "...the place bands go to die." Alot has changed I suspect - since this place seems to be the venue where re...
Posted by on Sun, 26 Mar 2006 00:59:00 GMT