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emily

About Me

I love my life, but it needs a little more MOTORBOAT MONDAY. I'm trying to lead an adult lifestyle, but my heart may still be at the beach, passed out somewhere between Pickles and 12th street. I appreciate freedom (the right to vote, the right to use birth control, the right to become a housewife should I choose that route). I like to read. My favorite topic right now is prison culture, though I fancy reading shampoo bottles, both at the store and in the shower.
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My Interests

my family (including many recent additions), my friends, my cats, my work, my school, my playtime.

I'd like to meet:

i emailed my favorite author once but she never responded. i still read her books though. i had the honor of meeting dr. stanton samenow. he even signed some books for me.

Music:

drunken anthems. anything that makes me feel bad to be a woman.

Movies:

porn.

Books:

the bible.

Heroes:

chelsea handler for being a drunken whore and wearing it well. amy for being willing to take care of old men.