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WILL

Every time I see an adult on a bicycle, I no longer despair for the future of the human race. - H.G.

About Me

But let the mind beware, that though the flesh be bugged, the circumstances of existence are pretty glorious."
- Jack Kerouac
999 words. I'd rather have you talk to me than read about me though.

My Interests

Salsa dancing with my confusion. Being obsessed with Jean Serberg's hair. Books. Cinema. Frugality. Uno. Bikes. Ring of Honor. Chikara. Dome-dropping. Swooning. Lucky Charms. Politics. Religion. Philosophy. Maria Kanellis. Green Tea. Graffiti. M&M Ice Cream Sandwichs. Cici's Pizza. SEBERG.

I'd like to meet:

Folks to provide bread and love . People from past lives. Someone who will me help find this place . Interesting people of all ages. No metalcore bands.

Music:

Pavement. Wilco. Bright Eyes. Belle & Sebastian. The Velvet Underground. Bob Dylan. The Beatles. Nirvana. The Clash. The Doors. Cat Power. The Boy Least Likely To. The Postal Service. Incubus. Sonic Youth. Life's Halt. Youth of Today. Minor Threat. Tear It Up. Gorilla Biscuits. Kid Dynamite.

Movies:

Annie Hall. Breathless. The Seventh Seal. Vertigo. North By Northwest. Slacker. Taxi Driver. Goodfellas. Amarcord. The Shining. The Godfather series. The Battle of Algiers. Cool Hand Luke. Chinatown. Citizen Kane. The Exorcist. Amelie. Fight Club. The 400 Blows. The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly. Waking Life. Bonnie and Clyde. The Dreamers. Reality Bites. The Squid and the Whale. Ghost World. Heathers. Seven Samurai. The Third Man. This is Spinal Tap. Before Sunrise. Bullitt. The Discreet Charm of the Bourgeoisie. Jules & Jim. The Manchurian Candidate. Pi. Requiem for a Dream. Gummo. Pump Up the Volume. The Wild Bunch. The Searchers. Mr. Smith Goes to Washington. Nashville. Elevator to the Gallows. The Lower Depths. Grand Illusion. Le Cercle Rouge. My Night at Maud's. The Royal Tenenbaums. The Squid and the Whale. Etc.

Television:

Is used for movies and wrestling tapes. And Degrassi.

Books:

On The Road. Dharma Bums. Big Sur. Film History. Great Expectations. 1984. The Plague. Henry David Thoreau. Ralph Waldo Emerson. The Catcher in the Rye. Without Feathers. Brave New World. Have A Nice Day. Hunter S. Thompson. Catch-22. America: A Citizen's Guide to Democracy Inaction. Siddhartha. The Book: On the Taboo Against Knowing Who You Are. T.S. Eliot. Crime & Punishment. All Quiet on the Western Front. The Consolations of Philosophy. Sophie’s World. Atlas Shrugged. A Farewell to Arms. Journey to the End of the Night. Leaves of Grass. Zen & the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance. Museum of Modern Art Highlights. Very Short Introductions.

Heroes:


Groups: Will'sGroups
Things you don't need to know
Status: In an imaginary relationship with Maggie Gyllenhaal .
Here for: Enemies.
Orientation:
Hometown: Scary Phone Number-ville.
Body Type: Huge midget.
Ethnicity: Honkey.
Religion: West meets East.
Sign: Bull.
Smoke / Drink: Gross / Gross.
Children: They still make those?
Education: (Community) College Graduate.
Occupation: Reporter. But I wanna a bike messenger. Minus the death.
Income: $3473084.38.
Will's Schools
Volunteer State Community College
Gallatin, TENNESSEE
Graduated: 2007
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Associate's Degree
Major: Communications-General/One-liners
Clubs: The Settler (student newspaper) writer and copy editor Fall 2006/Spring 2007.
2005 to 2007
Macon County High School
Lafayette, TENNESSEE
Graduated: 2001
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
1997 to 2001
Will's Companies
Newspapers.
Those within easy driving distance., TN US
Writer. Photographer. Orange juice drinker.
Words. Pictures.
Forever.
Wal-Mart.
Lafayette, TN US
Cart pusher/sausage biscuits go getter/union head.
Division of labor increases output.
May 2003-March 2005.
Skank Records
Lafayette, TN US
CEO. Junior year of high school.
Kerouac is dead but he would make a better president than Bush: TN chapter.
Lafayette, TN US
Propagandaist. 1988-1992, 2000-2008

My Blog

There is a difference between Life and Survival.

You better pay well for the amount of Prozac needed to perform here. I'll work for a ticket out of your society. 50, 60, 80, 100 hours. Whatever it takes. Just give me a one-wayer out of this joke of ...
Posted by WILL on Thu, 02 Aug 2007 05:13:00 PST

The word is love. The word is random.

The book Gig: Americans Talk About Their Jobs is incredible and probably the best case that I have ever seen for professional people being boring hacks. You can read them and take refuge. I was b...
Posted by WILL on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 08:29:00 PST

STEROIDS! FANS! MONEY! INDIES! STEROIDS!

So let's talk about steroids. While I think the majority of FOX News and most the CNN and HeadLine News crowd are ridiculous for making the jump directly to steroids in the Chris Benoit case, we're he...
Posted by WILL on Fri, 13 Jul 2007 08:36:00 PST

Some words on Chris Benoit.

NOTE: I just got the news of the murder/suicide theory that is coming out Atlanta news outlets after posting this. Please read this as commentary on his professional life, not his personal life regard...
Posted by WILL on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 08:33:00 PST

If anyone knows anything about, well, everything that is needed to make this:

Please let me know. I seriously want one. But not one like this as I get anxious just looking at the picture of it: POLIT-DOC-PART BEGIN. I've been hearing the hype about the new Michael Moore film ...
Posted by WILL on Fri, 22 Jun 2007 04:57:00 PST

Ancestry.com is worlds more cooler than MySpace.com and here's why.

This is all my dad has done every night for the last week and now I understand why. Everyone is basically related to everyone if could being removed several times. But I'm not related to Kerouac sadly...
Posted by WILL on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 09:27:00 PST

I'd bottle you and sell you to the lonely: An appreciation and an optimism.

Has it really been all that hard to understand? If so, I doubt this will do the trick either. We're all too blind to look into the place where the most vital truth lies: just between these lines. I c...
Posted by WILL on Tue, 29 May 2007 11:04:00 PST

I really didn't like that ABOUT ME taking up so much space.

But while I didn't like it where it was, I feel that humanity still needs 999 words about Will. So here you go. I'm a recent college graduate who is trying to milk not entering the real world for a fe...
Posted by WILL on Fri, 25 May 2007 09:15:00 PST

She doesn't comprend. *5.17.07*

I think this is just going to be a updated homage to the gender in general. By gender I mean the unlucky soul who I decide to get tunnel-vision with. Whatever springs to mind as follows."The surest re...
Posted by WILL on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 05:22:00 PST

And man must truly be God. For he has tried so hard to create me in his image.

Kierkegaard wrote, "The truth is a trap: you can not get it without it getting you; you cannot get the truth by capturing it, only by its capturing you." There's a whole system of nicely packaged, d...
Posted by WILL on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 10:57:00 PST