Time Flies..... |
Phuck..... I hate this time of year. July 1st my soulmate would have been 40. But he passed away 11-20-1995, time sure does fly when your heart is broken. The days all blend together in a blur and mos...
Posted by on Mon, 22 Jun 2009 15:21:00 GMT |
McCain makes me puke! |
if that bastard gets put in office i may move to canada. he's tryin to set back womens rights by 100 years, the old fucker! if it's up to him, he'd have us getting abortions in the d...
Posted by on Wed, 20 Aug 2008 17:31:00 GMT |
Pocket Tazer (thanx Rhonda lmfao) |
Pocket Tazer Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife. A guy who purchased his lovely wife a pocket Tazer for their anniversary submitted this:Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Jun 2008 23:49:00 GMT |
A little information you might not have known about nature |
An Iowa woodpecker and a Arizona woodpecker were arguing about which state had the toughest trees. The Iowa woodpecker said Iowa had a tree that no woodpecker could peck. The Arizona woodpecker accept...
Posted by on Sat, 31 May 2008 20:21:00 GMT |
Retarded Grandparents |
After Christmas, a teacher asked her young pupils howthey spent their holiday away from school. One childwrote the following:We always used to spend the holidays with Grandma andGrandpa. They us...
Posted by on Sun, 27 Jan 2008 12:30:00 GMT |
Redneck pick up lines |
Redneck Man's pick up lines1) Did you fart? Cuz you just blew me away. 2) Are yer parents retarded? Cuz ya sure are special. 3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea, I can't hold it in. 4) ...
Posted by on Sun, 27 Jan 2008 11:10:00 GMT |
This made me cry like a baby |
She jumped up as soon as she saw the surgeon come out of the operating room. She said: "How is my little boy ? Is he going to be all right ? When can I see him ?"The surgeon said, "I'm sorry. We did a...
Posted by on Sat, 05 Jan 2008 09:51:00 GMT |
soldiers |
It may take you two minutes to read this, but if you do not take the time to read this you are one of the people this post is talking about._________________________
You stay up for 16 hours.
He stays...
Posted by on Thu, 20 Dec 2007 16:58:00 GMT |
Makin Pancakes |
Six year-old Brandon decided one Saturday morning to fix his parents pancakes. He found a big bowl and spoon, pulled a chair to the counter, opened the cupboard and pulled out the heavy flour canister...
Posted by on Sat, 15 Sep 2007 18:30:00 GMT |
i’m scared...... |
9/11 is almost here n i'm terrified that something bad will happen again. i was just watching the planes go through the towers on tv and it brought back that horrid day with such reality and for...
Posted by on Sun, 09 Sep 2007 19:53:00 GMT |
