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KEEDA

DIARY OF A MAD WHITE BOY

About Me

Hi, my name is keeda Wrap. My fathers name was Kinga Wrap, mother was Kweena Wrap. I was actually born as Hosworth Fiddlesticks. My parents were top secret super alpha ninja warriors from a country yet to be discovered. Little did I know I was named Hosworth Fiddlesticks (aka Mike Lowry on mondays) so the EMNF wouldnt discover me out and kill me. I have no brothers or sisters. I lost my parents to an evil mutant ninja force when I was 3 years old. The Elite Evil Mutant Ninja Force (EMNF - the first E is silent) left behind a green 'drink' when they came and stole my parents to take them away and eat them for their precious NutriousOxideMethaletamalinecocainestuff that is only found from people of the top secret alpha ninja warriors. Being the cheeky 3 year old I was, I drank it. From that day onward I dont know what happened but I had superpowers unheard of even in the most ghastly of comic books. At age 4 and three eights, I killed my first man with my bare fists. It was fun.. sort of. Then I bared the name Keeda Wrap in memory of my ancestors and to avenage the death of my parents. I must wipe out the Elite Evil Mutant Ninja Force in order to restore my families peace and traquility.One at peace.I just fuck around with some beats, if you like em, let me know and I'll give em to ya! That is provided you are half decent on the mic...ANYTHING YOU CAN DO - I CAN DO BETTER.
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My Interests

YOUR MOTHER! .. .. width="425" height="350" ..

I'd like to meet:

YOUR MOTHER!I CHECK CHEDDAH LIKE A FOOD INSPECTOR.

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THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FUCK WITH KEEDA.. POOL HALL MURDERS BRAAAAAAAAAA.
OI BRA GIVE ME SOME SPACE ORITE

Music:

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST FAMILY GUY THING IVE EVER SEEN .. width="425" height="350" ..

Movies:

WHO THE FUCK WATCHES MOVIES CUZZZZO. you all suck balls. you all smoke crack. i hate you. die now please.

Books:

Books are for cool people like me.

Heroes:

Captain planet hes my hero gonna take polution down to zero, hes the something-something, and hes fightin on the planets side.. repeatx4 all riiiight.

My Blog

Bored AS Fuck

I want Germaine Greer to die so I can piss on her grave for disrespecting Steve Irwin like that. Bitch better recognize.. What the fuck has she done for Australia? If anyone else saw the interview, y...
Posted by KEEDA on Sat, 09 Sep 2006 04:20:00 PST