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my name is Dante....i am quite the complex being....i have a really weird sense of humor. morbid, often dark. i'm not really too well defined by your average standards, which is fine by me, because were i standard i'd probably french kiss a shotgun.i work hard and play harder....is there any other way?i'm oft sarcastic, well-read and articulate. i've got class with a couple hood tendencies. i can appreciate a fine wine, just as well as a PBR...i'm funny like that."I'm a modern man, A man for the millennium, Digital and smoke free. A diversified multicultural postmodern deconstructionist, Politically anatomically and ecologically incorrect. I've been uplinked and downloaded. I've been inputted and outsourced. I know the upside of downsizing. I know the downside of upgrading. I'm a high tech lowlife. A cutting edge state-of-the-art bicoastal multitasker, And I can give you a gigabyte in a nanosecond. I'm new wave but I'm old school, And my inner child is outward bound. I'm a hot wired heat seeking warm hearted cool customer, Voice activated and biodegradable. I interface from a database, And my database is in cyberspace, So I'm interactive, I'm hyperactive, And from time-to-time, I'm radioactive. Behind the eight ball, Ahead of the curve, Riding the wave, Dodging a bullet, Pushing the envelope. I'm on point, On task, On message, And off drugs. I got no need for coke and speed, I got no urge to binge and purge. I'm in the moment, On the edge, Over the top, But under the radar. A high concept, Low profile, Medium range ballistic missionary. A street-wise smart bomb. A top gun bottom feeder. I wear power ties, I tell power lies, I take power naps, I run victory laps. I'm a totally ongoing bigfoot slam dunk rainmaker with a proactive outreach. A raging workaholic. A working ragaholic. Out of rehab, And in denial. I got a personal trainer, A personal shopper, A personal assistant, And a personal agenda. You can't shut me up, You can't dumb me down. 'Cause I'm tireless, And I'm wireless. I'm an alpha male on beta blockers. I'm a non-believer and an over-achiever. Laid back but fashion forward. Up front, Down home, Low rent, High maintenance. Super size, Long lasting, High definition, Fast acting, Oven ready, And built to last. I'm a hands on, Foot loose, Knee jerk, Head case. Prematurely post traumatic, And I have a love child who sends me hate mail. But I'm feeling, I'm caring, I'm healing, I'm sharing. A supportive bonding nurturing primary care giver. My output is down, But my income is up. I take a short position on the long bond, And my revenue stream has its own cash flow. I read junk mail, I eat junk food, I buy junk bonds, I watch trash sports. I'm gender specific, Capital intensive, User friendly, And lactose intolerant. I like rough sex. I like tough love. I use the f word in my email, And the software on my hard drive is hard core, no soft porn. I bought a microwave at a mini mall. I bought a mini van in a mega store. I eat fast food in the slow lane. I'm toll free, Bite sized, Ready to wear, And I come in all sizes. A fully equipped, Factory authorized, Hospital tested, Clinically proven, Scientifically formulated medical miracle. I've been pre-washed, Pre-cooked, Pre-heated, Pre-screened, Pre-approved, Pre-packaged, Post-dated, Freeze-dried, Double-wrapped, Vacuum-packed, And I have an unlimited broadband capacity. I'm a rude dude, But I'm the real deal. Lean and mean. Cocked, locked and ready to rock. Rough tough and hard to bluff. I take it slow. I go with the flow. I ride with the tide. I got glide in my stride. Drivin' and movin', Sailin' and spinnin', Jivin' and groovin', Wailin' and winnin'. I don't snooze, So I don't lose. I keep the pedal to the metal, And the rubber on the road. I party hearty, And lunch time is crunch time. I'm hanging in, There ain't no doubt. And I'm hanging tough, Over and out." -George Carlin

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Thinkers, drinkers and hooligans.....not necessarily in that order.

My Blog

My Celebrity Look-alikes

MyHeritage: Family tree - Genealogy - Celebrity - Collage - Morph
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My Celebrity Look-alikes

MyHeritage: Family trees - Genealogy - Celebs - Collage - Morph
Posted by on Mon, 07 Jan 2008 23:12:00 GMT

Top Ten Complaints and Grievances (for this week)

Okay, yeah, I've read The Secret AND seen the movie AND I'm taking a Dale Carnegie course and all of them say that basically you shouldn't complain, condemn or criticize...but if you're reading this, ...
Posted by on Fri, 02 Nov 2007 05:56:00 GMT

No thanks, I’m not hungry....

Just because I'm 260, why people got to assume I'm hungry all the time.  Don't get me wrong, when I'm hungry....I eat, I don't eat alot but I eat... What if I were to say to someone "narrow" (ski...
Posted by on Thu, 01 Nov 2007 08:01:00 GMT

Just One of Those Days.....

I've had a very rough day.  Today has been a struggle for me and I'm really trying to get out of this funk.  And it's not an unfamiliar feeling, I have this feeling pretty often, at least wh...
Posted by on Wed, 10 Oct 2007 16:17:00 GMT

Having Trouble with Reality...?

...maybe you're just a bad parent? I was sitting, having a great meal and a couple that one of my peoples knew came over.  They small talked and b.s'd for a while and then the female st...
Posted by on Fri, 05 Oct 2007 19:36:00 GMT

I Refuse to Censor Myself....

Apparently a few people had a problem with my opinion of Stuart Scott from Sportscenter that went up on my last blog entry.  Guess what?  Tough shit.... My opinion is just that....MY OPINIO...
Posted by on Thu, 27 Sep 2007 12:17:00 GMT

Sambo of the Year Award...

I know that it's a little early and supposed to be reserved for the end of the year but, I don't think that anyone can amass the stats that this embarrassment to people of color has put up, not j...
Posted by on Fri, 21 Sep 2007 04:54:00 GMT

Ten Signs That Your Job Sucks....

I know it's been a while since I gave you a Top Ten....forgive me....I've been busy.  I was inspired by a associate of mine who's disgruntled with her job....I might be a little rusty, but, here ...
Posted by on Fri, 14 Sep 2007 06:24:00 GMT

If You Dont Want to Know, Dont Ask The Question....

I'm getting VERY sick of people asking me things and wanting me to lie to them....that's not me, I'm gonna tell you like it is even when it's not what you want to hear.  I can't make myself (AND ...
Posted by on Mon, 27 Aug 2007 10:49:00 GMT