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YAKIMA'S OWN DIRK DIGGLER

FILL the bag hOmeboy don't lag, I want MONEY, BEER, and a pack of ZIG ZAGS.

About Me

Hailed as YAKIMA'S OWN RICK JAMES, Let's crack open some wine bitches, cause I'm just gettin' started...! __________________________________________________________ TRUE LOVE-HARD TO FIND..Yes, it's true. I made sweet love to Miss Piggy. I was so good I SCREAMED OUT MY OWN NAME._______________________________________________________ ___Born in Fresno, California. Now living in Yakima, Washington. I love WEIGHT LIFING, SNOWBOARDING, live music__OZZFEST, FIGHTS-MMA, PRIDE, UFC, and COMEDY.. I've been blessed with Family and Friends as gOOd as GOLD. So sometimes I like just hangin' out with them, since they don't SMOKE CRACK. In the mean time, I buILd houses, and make an art of finish Drywall work on Custom Homes. Which is a key selling point on my NEW HOMES. The first of which will be up for sale in April of '07. Featuring CUSTOM OVERLAYS with soft corners in each bedroom, VALENCES with ROPE LIGHTING, OAK doors and cabinets, SATIN NICKEL throughout, ALARM SYSTEM standard in my homes. Sitting on 5.3 ACRES in Beautiful West Valley, Yakima. ___________________________________________________________ MY HOUSE - THE FIRST HOUSE I BUILT FROM THE GROUND UP ___________________________________________________________

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My Interests

God. Family, Friends, Real Estate, Building Houses, Live Music, and can't forget my boy, Sargent. He is of German (Shepherd) Descent. I smoked weed but never inhaled.

I'd like to meet:

Jennifer Lopez. I'd like to be her next husband, but not her last. I'm number 7 I believe. But I'll insist on No Pre-Nup agreement. I have no kids. I want her to be the mother of my Love Child. J'Lo will have to deal with me for the next 18 years. SMACK! That was coooold blooooded....!! _____________________ ___ I'M NOT CRAZY-I JUST DO BAD THINGS WHEN I DON'T GET MY MEDS

Music:

ALL KINDS OF MUSIC

Movies:

Horror Flicks, love 'em.I love COMEDY. Good stand up comedy especially. My favorite CHICK FLICK: The NoteBook.

Television:

Stand up comedy. Comedy Central. My other favorite: Ultimate Fighting Championships, and Pride Fights. That's my thing.

Books:

Used to love to read. But haven't lately. I still can, though. One night I dreampt I ate a giant marshmellow. The next morning my pillow was gone. You tell me what happened.

Heroes:

Jesus Christ. The Father, Son, and the Holy Ghost. MOM, Gar Con, Russel Elliott, My GrandFather Charles Conner. Oh, and of course, Eminem. __________________________ rOUnd up thE trOOps, drEss lIke a fREAK, we're goin to OZZFEST BITCHES __________________________ DAVE WILLIAMS 1972-2002 Original DROWNING POOL-NEVER FORGET YOU MY FRIEND _______________________ _________________________

My Blog

HOME FOR SALE

     I am currently looking at land in West Valley. I am trying to buy 2 more building lots right now. That will give me 3 lots. I will be building 2 houses next year. One is for myself...
Posted by YAKIMA'S OWN DIRK DIGGLER on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 07:55:00 PST

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Are you on MySpace? Are you on MySpace?  You're darn right I am. I AM NOW. And to Ron and Todd in the morning, NO I WON'T come back on the air to argue with you cause your ratings stink. However,...
Posted by YAKIMA'S OWN DIRK DIGGLER on Sat, 02 Sep 2006 12:07:00 PST