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ted/robert

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

lucy and I, on a boat with a bear...

My Interests

things and shit.

I'd like to meet:

my tandem-bike fantasy...

Music:

Lucy and I have the same musical taste. Lucy= black cat

Movies:

Blow up, bad lieutenant and/or total recall.

Television:

n/a

Books:

BDSM manuals, Geek Love, Secret Life of Salvador Dali, equus eroticus, splosh, the joke or anything with pictures of girls... naked on cake.

Heroes:

gravity... I mean what the fuck.

My Blog

I want it out

So, like the other day I left my apartment and noticed a huge trash pile aka belongings of the apartment next to me. I go over and look and notice a ton of crap/ cool chair, bowling ball. I was like a...
Posted by ted/robert on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 12:22:00 PST

later clinics! I got health care!

thats right a nice raise and some health care to go with it... 2nd raise within a couple months!!! starting:8.00-1st raise8.25- 2nd 8.67- 3rd 9.25- now 4th 10.?? and bennies. i'm moving up in the worl...
Posted by ted/robert on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 11:47:00 PST

coming to terms with being poor

Hey, guess what I'm poor!!! This is a recent news flash to me. Life was good... I mean pretty good. the beer, the women, the drugs and a kitty with pink nipples(recently found that out, so happy about...
Posted by ted/robert on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 01:38:00 PST

little shards of glass

So, last night I was doing a little internet shopping and enjoying one of my favorite pleasure... drinking a beer. As I was filling my mouth with the high-life goodness a little piece of glass just ju...
Posted by ted/robert on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 01:02:00 PST

demon inside

I was at work this friday ALL DAY!!! Things have been going bad in my life and the day started out bad... I awake to diarrhea and lucy knocking over my orange tree... So, no taking my extra 10 mins of...
Posted by ted/robert on Mon, 01 May 2006 10:58:00 PST

Im not no hippie

So, on my way back to my apartment... I was on warwick but that really doesn't matter... Ok, going to my apartment and what do I happen to run into but two bums. I notice them coming closer and I star...
Posted by ted/robert on Thu, 27 Apr 2006 10:12:00 PST

Check this out. it's hot.

A group show this Friday (March 3rd) at the Midwest Hotel, 1925 Main. A one night event, 6 to 9 pm. New works by: Amanda Gehin Carolyn Hopkins Brandon Loyd Ted Kaldis Come for the art stay ...
Posted by ted/robert on Thu, 02 Mar 2006 01:30:00 PST

Ham & cheese.... gross

I went to the grocery store and bought some "red baron" pizza what not... it's like a pocket of goodness... but it turns out I got one pepperoni and one ham & cheese. It was supposed to be a pepperoni...
Posted by ted/robert on Thu, 19 Jan 2006 03:04:00 PST

day 11

??? I'm drunk talk to you tomorrow.
Posted by ted/robert on Fri, 30 Dec 2005 02:51:00 PST

day 9&10

Well well, nothing that is different from the other days... A guy asked me for change. I said no. I made spinach enchiladas... again... I find a routine and continue to do it. hmmm... were did everybo...
Posted by ted/robert on Thu, 29 Dec 2005 09:50:00 PST