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SistaBigBones!

Why have a twig when you can have the whole damn tree?

About Me

Coming soon...

My Interests



JESSICA
enjoys...
busting balls/ being sassy
intelligent conversation
all things girly
grown & sexy men
bars
Casino Windsor
meeting psuedo celebs
singing
dancing
fags
M.A.C cosmetics

cam whoring
travel (Vegas baby, Vegas!)
laughter
live music/ theater
the good life
working out
tanning
liberalism

making out
Starbucks coffee
writing
reading
dancing
friends & family
sexy time!
...

Music:



50 cent
Aaliyah
ABC
AC/DC
Bryan Adams
Aerosmith
Christina Aguilera
Akon
All American Rejects
Aqua
India Arie
Anita Baker
Backstreet Boys
Beach Boys
Beastie Boys
the Beatles
Bee Gees
Pat Benatar
Big Tymers
Black Eyed Peas
Mary J. Blige
Blondie
James Blunt
Bon Jovi
Boys 2 Men
Toni Braxton
Bobby Brown
Chris Brown
Jimmy Buffett
Busta Ryhmes
Maria Callas
Mariah Carey
Cher
Chicago
Chingy
Ciara
Eric Clapton
Kelly Clarkson
Coldplay
Phil Collins
Elvis Costello
the Darkness
Dave Matthews Band
Depeche Mode
Desree
Destiny's Child
Celine Dion
Dixie Chicks
DHT
DMX
Duran Duran
Eagles
Earth Wind & Fire
Missy Elliot
Elvis
Eminem
En Vogue
Melissa Etheridge
Fall Out Boy
Fergie
Fleetwood Mac
Foreigner
Fuel
Jamie Foxx
Peter Frampton
Aretha Franklin
Nelly Furtado
Kenny G
Peter Gabriel
Garbage
Marvin Gaye
Al Green
Green Day
Guns n Roses
Hall & Oates
Anthony Hamilton
Ben Harper
Whitney Houston
Billy Idol
India Arie
INXS
the Isley Brothers
Jackson 5
Jay-Z
Janet Jackson
Micheal Jackson
Billy Joel
Jack Johnson
Norah Jones
Journey
Elton John
Kelis
Alicia Keys
the Killers
Beyonce Knowles
Lenny Kravitz
La Bouche
Cyndi Lauper
LFO
Lil Jon
Lil Kim
LL Cool J
J-Lo
Ludacris
Madonna
Barry Manilow
Bob Marley
Maroon 5
Dean Martin
John Mayor
Brian McKnight
George Micheal
Kylie Minogue
Alanis Morisette
Motley Crue
Nickelback
NIN
No Doubt
Notorious B.I.G
Our Lady Peace
Outkast
Panic! at the Disco
Sean Paul
Tom Petty
P Diddy
Phantom of the Opera
Pink
Prince
the Pussycat Dolls
Queen
Corrine Bailey Rae
Bonnie Raitt
Rascal Flatts
Rent soundtrack
REO Speedwagon
Rihanna
RuPaul
Sade
Salt n' Peppa
Carlos Santana
Savage Garden
Shakira
Ashlee Simpson
Frank Sinatra
Snoop
Soul Decision
Britney Spears
Spice Girls
Bruce Springsteen
Gwen Stefani
Cat Stevens
Rod Stewart
Sting
Joss Stone
Styxx
the Supremes
Tenacious D
Rob Thomas
Justin Timberlake
TLC
Train
KT Tunstall
Tupac Shakur
Tina Turner
Shania Twain
U2
Usher
Luther Vandross
Van Halen
Weezer
Kanye West
Barry White
Andrew WK
Stevie Wonder
Ying Yang Twins
...

Movies:

8 Mile
40 Year Old Virgin
Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan
The Breakfast Club
Brokeback Mountain
The Bodyguard
Catch Me If You Can
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory Clueless
Crash
The Devil Wears Prada
Dirty Dancing
Dreamgirls
Elf
Ever After
Grease
Happy Feet
Harry Potter
Home Alone
Jackass Number Two
Mean Girls
Meet the Fockers
Napoleon Dynamite
Never Been Kissed
Ocean's Twelve
Office Space
Phat Girlz
The Polar Express
Real Women Have Curves
Rent
Romeo + Juliet
Saved
She's The Man
Superman Returns
Swingers
Thirteen
Titanic
Trainspotting
Wedding Crashers

and who doesn't love porn?
...

Television:

American Idol
America's Next Top Model
Big Love
Degrassi
Desperate Housewives
Dr. 90210
Entourage
Frasier
Friends
Flavor of Love
Fresh Prince of Bel Air (Carlton is my dream man ♥)

Golden Girls
Grey's Anatomy
Home Improvement
Inked
I ♥ NY
My Super Sweet 16
Seinfield
Sex and the City
Simpsons
Sopranos
Surreal Life
Ugly Betty
Wife Swap
Will & Grace
...

Books:

I love to read. I'm open to reading anything, as long as it captures my interest and imagination. Give me good books! My favorite poem is...
PHENOMENAL WOMAN
Pretty women wonder where my secret lies.
I'm not cute or built to suit a fashion model's size
But when I start to tell them,
They think I'm telling lies.
I say,
It's in the reach of my arms
The span of my hips,
The stride of my step,
The curl of my lips.
I'm a woman
Phenomenally.
Phenomenal woman,
That's me.
I walk into a room
Just as cool as you please,
And to a man,
The fellows stand or
Fall down on their knees.
Then they swarm around me,
A hive of honey bees.
I say,
It's the fire in my eyes,
And the flash of my teeth,
The swing in my waist,
And the joy in my feet.
I'm a woman
Phenomenally.
Phenomenal woman,
That's me.
Men themselves have wondered
What they see in me.
They try so much
But they can't touch
My inner mystery.
When I try to show them
They say they still can't see.
I say,
It's the arch of my back,
The sun of my smile,
The ride of my breasts,
The grace of my style.
I'm a woman
Phenomenally.
Phenomenal woman,
That's me.
Now you understand
Just why my head's not bowed.
I don't shout or jump about
Or have to talk real loud.
When you see me passing
It ought to make you proud.
I say,
It's in the click of my heels,
The bend of my hair,
the palm of my hand,
The need of my care.
'Cause I'm a woman
Phenomenally.
Phenomenal woman,
That's me.
-Maya Angelou-
...

Heroes:


My Momma. I think she deserves
hero status after putting up with
my shit for 20 years.

My Blog

Sistabigbones is in love with a stripper!

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Posted by SistaBigBones! on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 09:44:00 PST

Time to embrace the fat.

So, for a fat chick, i'd like to think i'm pretty sexy. I dress well, do my nails, hair, go tanning, and all the other superficial crap that women in todays society must do. Unfortuneatly, all the gro...
Posted by SistaBigBones! on Thu, 03 Nov 2005 09:30:00 PST