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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

ladies leave yo man at home Dr. Mario's office is full of patients and their AIDS is full blownfells leave your girl with their friends cause its 1130 and space hospital is jumpin jumpin

Television:

dance coreography rap video futurism

Books:

"I dined at the Rendezvous des Cheminots. The patronne was there and I had to kiss her, but it was mainly out of politeness. She disgusts me a little, she is too white and besides, she smells like a newborn child. She pressed my head against her breast in a burst of passion: she thinks it is the right thing. I played distractedly with her sex under the cover; then my arm went to sleep. I thought about de Rollebon: after all, why shouldn't I write a novel on his life? I let my arm run along the woman's thigh and suddenly saw a small garden with low, wide trees on which immense hairy leaves were hanging. Ants were running everywhere, centipedes and ringworm. There were even more horrible animals: their bodies were made from a slice of toast, the kind you put under roast pigeons; they walked sideways with legs like a crab. The larger leaves were black with beasts Behind the cactus and the Barbary fig trees, the Velleda of the public park pointed a finger at her sex. "This park smells of vomit" I shouted."

My Blog

re:feebley

I am constantly telling myself that I am never going to call certain people, or text message them again. This usually results in me comming up with the perfect reason to call them afte...
Posted by Rasta Beitch and Tiger Cub on Wed, 07 Nov 2007 05:54:00 PST

re:the good news is your alive.

First a list of some nasty shit that was left behind in the room I just moved into. Let's do this in the style recommended by GZA a.k.a. Genius in which I lyrically cut off your head in the first line...
Posted by Rasta Beitch and Tiger Cub on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 11:43:00 PST

re:really bad future.

I cant remeber who but someone recently asked me if I had a T.V. or new of anyone who had a T.V. that they wanted to get rid of. Well guess what dudes? Its your lucky day, I am the new owner of a shit...
Posted by Rasta Beitch and Tiger Cub on Mon, 17 Sep 2007 05:39:00 PST

re:getting medieval on myself

I really want to break something. this is an estranged feeling to me. I like to think that it comes from being angry and not wanting to break myself with cigarettes and alchohol, but I can rememer one...
Posted by Rasta Beitch and Tiger Cub on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 11:22:00 PST

re:exoskeletons

How is your pet store and buy a bag of spiders. God I hate arthropods what other reason in the world is there to make a face like this.God cipher divine peace Bert...
Posted by Rasta Beitch and Tiger Cub on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 10:29:00 PST

re http://www.hartimespizzacompany.com is b a n g i n

after 4 weeks of abstinence of my one true love, I finally scored. I got some motherfuckin Pizza! it was totally worth the hour bike ride. after that I coasted down sunset to the eastside and made a d...
Posted by Rasta Beitch and Tiger Cub on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 01:07:00 PST

re: agricultural worker metamorphisis

I'm picking you guys a bunch of avacados. It is a deep cover operation though. for every four that I get off the tree with this 18 foot long pole I'm setting one aside for yalls in this trader joes ba...
Posted by Rasta Beitch and Tiger Cub on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 01:32:00 PST

re:I'm from the hood I ain't never done this, but now I can say that I' ve done done it

aka Instant karma now with more MSGDear SeattleNever take your abundance of vegetarian asian cuisine for granted. I understand how it could be hard with all the Thaiger Rooms, Thai one on, Thaiwon Tha...
Posted by Rasta Beitch and Tiger Cub on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 05:01:00 PST

RE:<3s

I've never been so excited to see mexicans, guatamalans, el salvadorians, koreans and belize folks. I cant wait to have an opinion on every taco joint from here to the bike cocina, to make friends wit...
Posted by Rasta Beitch and Tiger Cub on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 06:56:00 PST

re: Geometry vs Topography

The world is analogous. The continents trickle back into each other and one day they will collide. 10, 000 years before this happens the digital recreation of the movie guy voice will dramatically say...
Posted by Rasta Beitch and Tiger Cub on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 10:09:00 PST